They were the greatest toy ever! They combined my love of looking at gross things with my love of throwing things at
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"Far be it from me to dismiss something that can show people how wide and wonderful the world is, while also showing how we can still unite and share a common passion. This common passion, it seems, comes without fancy technology, bells and whistles or other gimmicks. It needs no special intellect, philosophy or complicated theories. In fact, it allows us all to listen to our inner child and re-live the simple, wholesome thrill of a game of hide and seek...
Or so we thought!
It seems that our wise, wacky and wonderful world traveller is not as wholesome as we once thought. Nor are the authorities being completely honest in why they have us searching for him. Wherever you are in the world, keep your eyes peeled for THIS man, who should be considered dangerous...
I will admit I fancy guitars that look like murder weapons but I don't think I want one that was involved in an actual murder, y'know? To say nothing of the fact they're charging over a thousand American dollars for it. If I'm going to pay over a thousand dollars for something that's been shot by a gun it had BETTER be edible and have enough meat to feed me for a damn long time.