June 12th, 2006


woodburner and her male discuss dinner

Dave: Let's have tacos for dinner.

Me: No. How about tortellini?

Dave: That doesn't sound much like tacos.

Me: I thought italian food was your favorite.

Dave: Well it's like if a straight leaning bisexual hasn't had anything but vaginas in a long time, he might really like vaginas, but he still wants some dick.

Me: ...what?

Dave: DICK! I WANT -


Dave: TACOS!

dukerevolution's Meme answers that made me *snerk*

From here:

Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? If I had any more help sleeping, I'd be declared incapacitated.

...Can you speak any languages other than English?...Sometimes I even respond to Spanish in German. The looks I get remind me that the two are a little different.

...Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date? I think traditional dating is passe, honestly. Going out and doing something with someone you know is fun, and costs should be shared - "dating" has such heavy overtones that it creates a false atmosphere in which any impressions we present to our partner are artificial and shallow. Thinking this way could be why I remain single.

...Do you have an online journal? No, I use LJ to check the stock reports in Iceland. Kikdifjdk Industries are down, man. =(

...What do you tell yourself when times get hard? I am one human out of six billion others, each with their own hopes, dreams, failures, and plans. As a species our ability to reason has created unprecedented breakthroughs in the areas of art, science, medicine, and technology. Our collective will to expand beyond past accomplishments is one of our greatest virtues, and with this talent we will one day conquer space to unite the production capabilities of the entire galaxy in the service of Holy Humanity. So stop bitching that she won't call you back.