June 7th, 2006


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Over in angryletters , sonnets_ wishes to thank Doug Giles for changing her life:

" Thanks a LOT! I really appreciate all you've done for my views on feminism. Now I know not to believe the other women who tell me propoganda such as, "our bodies our selves", or "a woman's place is in the senate!" or, you know, "equal rights for equal pay" or, my personal favorite, "smash the patriarchy!" or perhaps "feminism is the radical notion that women are human" but that's just crazy talk!"
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secret history of bed, Serenity edition

In the comments to a locked post by friskybunny, the frisky one herself said:
I was lying on the bed, pre-frisk, trying to Shut UP for a moment, and I took a couple of semi-deep breaths and said the first thing that came into my head:

"I am a leaf on the wind."

So, of *course*, just like will *always* happen, I immediately got impaled. *cough*
Quoted with permision.
Fat White Male and Proud

My first metaquote!

A thought on diet food from delascabezas:

"much to my surprise, the "low carb-oat covered bun" in my lunch was not too bad tasting.
i must say, however, that it had the texture of a hockey puck that had been microwaved on "high" then left in a humidor.
even with the oats, a horse would not't eat that shit.
lets hear it for new uses for sawdust!"

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wireandroses wrote in customers_suck

dude: you know the movie the passion of the christ?
mr. boss man: uh. yeah.
dude: is it based on a book?
mr. boss man: (starts looking around for the candid camera guy) ...yeah.
dude: seriously? what's it called?
mr. boss man: o.O ...the ... bible.
dude: dude! do you have it?
mr. boss man: ...yeah. in religion. over there.

qwp. entire post of stupid customer stories here
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From a locked post by transcending, quoted with permission.

I had an... interesting conversation with my granny the other day.

Her: My rose bush is blooming beautifully this year.
Me: Oh?
Her: Yes. I think it's because of all the bodies buried underneath it, and it's feeding off of the blood and bones.
Me: ...:D *slowly moves away*

To confirm, she's talking about the bodies of former pets. Somehow, that didn't make it any less creepy. Or amusing.


If that wasn't great in itself, for you Tokyo Babylon/X/1999 fans, one of the tags was "my grandmother is seishirou"
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A bit late...

But one last funny about the 6.6.6 date yesterday... (I didn't get permission until this evening)

bluesilverkdg comments on a baby born locally yesterday.

So, today was 6/6/06 and the world did not end (yet.) But it's not Wednesday everywhere yet.

However, this was kinda odd. A baby boy was born in Chattanooga today, weighing in at 6 pounds, 6 oz. Sadly, they did not name him Six.

(Remember Six from the TV show "Blossom?")

Anyway, they named him Jimmy Lee. I think a better name would've been Six. And this is why I don't have children.

(QWP and all that jazz)
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