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applespicy, in a post to her journal here:


Man, in one of those Latter-Day Saints commercials when Jesus calms the storm? One of the dudes in the boat is so wearing a pirate do-rag. SWEET. I'd totally follow Jesus if it meant I could be a pirate.

Over in angryletters , sonnets_ wishes to thank Doug Giles for changing her life:

" Thanks a LOT! I really appreciate all you've done for my views on feminism. Now I know not to believe the other women who tell me propoganda such as, "our bodies our selves", or "a woman's place is in the senate!" or, you know, "equal rights for equal pay" or, my personal favorite, "smash the patriarchy!" or perhaps "feminism is the radical notion that women are human" but that's just crazy talk!"
Actually....

child_of_god_16: One question.

WHY were you engaged to this guy?

mrflagg: Gravity.

-found here

At least when a terrorist kills innocent people, everyone bands together to condemn them. When the police kill/injure innocent people, our prime minister "supports them 101%"

Personally, I think I'd prefer it was the bad guys doing the killing, not the good guys that I'm supposed to be proud of. - drreagan on recent events in London. Public post.

"Well one thing we can tell you... THERE WAS NO GOD/SATAN ASSBABY. NO SERIOUSLY. THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS NOT HIDING THE BOOK OF BUTTSECKS."

Context is for the people who would like to know more!

In the comments to a locked post by friskybunny, the frisky one herself said:

I was lying on the bed, pre-frisk, trying to Shut UP for a moment, and I took a couple of semi-deep breaths and said the first thing that came into my head:

"I am a leaf on the wind."

So, of *course*, just like will *always* happen, I immediately got impaled. *cough*

Quoted with permision.

A thought on diet food from delascabezas:

"much to my surprise, the "low carb-oat covered bun" in my lunch was not too bad tasting.
i must say, however, that it had the texture of a hockey puck that had been microwaved on "high" then left in a humidor.
even with the oats, a horse would not't eat that shit.
lets hear it for new uses for sawdust!"

QWP

dude: you know the movie the passion of the christ?
mr. boss man: uh. yeah.
dude: is it based on a book?
mr. boss man: (starts looking around for the candid camera guy) ...yeah.
dude: seriously? what's it called?
mr. boss man: o.O ...the ... bible.
dude: dude! do you have it?
mr. boss man: ...yeah. in religion. over there.

qwp. entire post of stupid customer stories here

Revenge is a dish best served publicly, preferably on the internet to an audience of gazillions.


Original comment here.

From a locked post by transcending, quoted with permission.
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I had an... interesting conversation with my granny the other day.

Her: My rose bush is blooming beautifully this year.
Me: Oh?
Her: Yes. I think it's because of all the bodies buried underneath it, and it's feeding off of the blood and bones.
Me: ...:D *slowly moves away*

To confirm, she's talking about the bodies of former pets. Somehow, that didn't make it any less creepy. Or amusing.


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If that wasn't great in itself, for you Tokyo Babylon/X/1999 fans, one of the tags was "my grandmother is seishirou"

muppetfromhell Meet me in the gayborhood at 11. I'll be the one with tits.

micro_fur Fabulous! I'll be the one sporting a dick for brains this evening.

Hot Bi Context.

hannastar writes a letter to Margaret Atwood.

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ingriam, here in evil_plotbunnie:

You know that "power that the Dark Lord knows not" from Harry Potter? What if it wasn't love? What if it was the Phoenix Force?

30toseoul in her LJ comments ranting about The Gay Agenda And Louisiana here: 

But one last funny about the 6.6.6 date yesterday... (I didn't get permission until this evening)

bluesilverkdg comments on a baby born locally yesterday.

So, today was 6/6/06 and the world did not end (yet.) But it's not Wednesday everywhere yet.

However, this was kinda odd. A baby boy was born in Chattanooga today, weighing in at 6 pounds, 6 oz. Sadly, they did not name him Six.

(Remember Six from the TV show "Blossom?")

Anyway, they named him Jimmy Lee. I think a better name would've been Six. And this is why I don't have children.

(QWP and all that jazz)

coppertone, in a comment to a post right here on metaquotes

No, but see, gay people didn't exist until the sixties, when the Communists and hippies invented them in an attempt to destroy American society from within during the Vietnam War. *wisenod*