June 1st, 2006

[Contemplation] Deep silent complete

In which I learn Japanese

albylion decides to translate a trippy Japanese Zelda commercial:

"(Subject: ) Japanese Zelda Video Translation

I think I've decoded the lyrics:


Diddle, diddle
Diddle, Dan-o Dan’s sense
Dead ew, dead ew, dead ew, dead ew
Tweetie dead eww

(Good job!) Cone can, oh cone can’t
(Keanu!) Me? More Sunni Die Pants
Eco-ey Day yawn soon an joke show
Go guys, come on go Tokyo Yak Show

Dumb ass goes: “Don’t knock on or make it go boom.”
Munching along, survive Honeycomb!

Excise bitter!
He can’t eat food!

Eco-ey shit, and do sheik n’ shawl
Do boy-o Emo-ey Day Dawa Psych Mojo
Sieg heil Honeycomb Day Dan-o Dan’s sense
Dead ew, dead ew, dead ew, dead ew
(Do it!) Tweetie dead eww

Go, go, go…
(Do it!) Go, go, go…

My… balls…
*Shawing!* "

No context, that was the whole post.

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tyrannyofpoetry gets a haircut . . .

So, went to get my haircut today. And the sweet, quiet Thai lady at CropShop obviously heard my "can you tidy it up a bit and put in some wax so its a bit spiky" as "I WANT GAY HAIR. GAY. SO VERY GAY. I WANT HAIR SO GAY THAT IT HAS A SERIES OF UNSUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER HAIR BEFORE FINALLY GETTING A CIVIL PARTNERSHIP."

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QWP of course :)
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My friend oolong, being mostly ironic in this post (very NSFW). My emphasis below:

i decided if i'm going to be famous on the internet i need a fursona so that other people have something to draw fanart of.
NAME: Thavic Leglem
SPECIES: Canteloupe (cat + antelope)
IQ: 47
LOOKS: like me only cuter and with less hair somehow
SKILLS: being awesome
BACKSTORY: he is owned by an old chinese man who shaves his antlers to make medicine