QWP (but from an unlocked post) alice_and_lain
writes an ode to her wonderful new computer.Excerpt:
O Computer! my Computer!
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more porntastic:
Rough files did shake my old 'puter's bootay,
And the comparison between summer and a machine
is silly, isn't it?
Is there anything more hot
than a 160G harddrive?
I think not.
than a hot-to-trot
bikini-wearing furry mascot.
(On second thought,
I'm sorry I sought
that image ew my brain has rot.)
(The rest is at the link. I'd post it here but I'm an html newbie and can't duplicate her poetry style *g*)