May 15th, 2006

Supercilious bastard
  • taleya

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From a locked post, QWP..

bpcslave is bemoaning the regrettable tendency many people have to anointing their offspring with decidedly...peculiar names:


I have images in my head of a playschool a few years from now, populated by children who have names like porn spam emails...

"Arrhythmia Quantity, don't throw those toys at Essential Cheesemongery! And please sit down, Langerhams Servomechanism, there's a dear. Yes, just there, next to Custodian Whimsical and Haberdashery Kumquat."

Get a dog instead. ¬¬

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Over in customers_suck, amadruadaboleyn addresses a mini-rant to all those gawkers:

YES, I AM BUSTY.

I AM VERY FUCKING BOSOMY.

I KNOW THIS.

NO ONE HAS TO TELL ME.

I WILL NOT BE SURPRISED.

I DID NOT JUST WAKE UP ONE DAY AND GO, "OH, HOLY FUCK, I'VE GROWN TWO VERY SEXY TUMORS."

THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE NOW.

SHUT UP.


Context is here.

Public post, but QWP anyway!
Han, OBV.!

Sense Of Doom!

QWP from a locked post in poggs LJ. (What you see here is the entire post.)

Hearing a group of travellers blagging 1st Class on the train and saying "Nobody's sitting there", then being caught by undercover Revenue Protection, is quite evil and satisfying.

Unfortunately, I've used up all my evil and will have to be nice to the users today.
  • Current Music
    "I Never Told You What I Do For A Living" - MCR (in my head)

People always look for new ways to exploit nature:

"I have a long list of shit to do to prep for the fumigation, which will happen God knows when, but hopefully next week.

I don't want to do any of it.

I just want those fucking bugs to pack their own damn suitcases and move out. Find someone else to bite all night.

...But if they wanted to clean up my apartment as they were leaving, well. I wouldn't mind."


--tamalinn in a locked post, QWP.
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