May 4th, 2006

cthulhu

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Metaquoted from razerwolfe

"So, if Diversity is the most big-hearted, peachy-keeno thing to ever be -- and oh so superior to any sort of preferencial, focused groupings -- then why aren't advocates seeking to keep racial and cultural mixing from happening since that dilutes and homogenizes?

My lawn isn't full of weeds, it's just very diverse."
villainslair - Rebels & Tea

More Star Wars Geekiness

So, I posted in my own journal this morning about the great news that George Lucas is releasing Star Wars in it's originial, unchanged glory, on September 12th. My friend road_to_hell replied with the following:

"And On September 13th anyone who has a computer problem is SOL as attendance plummets at offices around the country."
primates

Prostitute-Flavored!

tom_kiper hates being surprised by prostitute flavoring. Flocked entry, QWP


Today I went to buy a yogurt parfait and the yogurt was purple. You can't do that! I've been eating these parfaits since last week and the yogurt has been white for days! This purple yogurt tastes like a prostitute!

I'm going to write the store and demand that henceforth they either exclusively use white yogurt or remove parfaits from their lineup entirely. I won't stand for this! You owe me, Cafe Europa! Burn in hell!
  • Current Music
    No Rain - Blind Melon

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The always-erudite vivian_shaw holds forth on college art programs...

"I found an MFA program I actually want to get into. Fuck all y'all art kids. I had enough of you while I was an undergrad, you and your MEANING and your MESSAGE and your SNOTTY INDIE-ROCK T-SHIRTS and your TOTAL DADAESQUE BOOLSHEET that reminds me of that ASSHOLE who painted that SIX FOOT SQUARE CANVAS in the FREER GALLERY flat primer GRAY and called it UNTITLED FUCKING TWENTY-ONE and...

...Allow me to start again.

I found an MFA program I actually want to get into."...

And no sooner does one successfully surpress the forbidden impulse to Gigglesnort In Public than she whips out this little gem, in the same post:

"Besides, I can spell "vivisepulture," and even use it correctly in a sentence ("Hi, I likes me some vivisepulture!")."

QW blanket P.
random - this too shall passs

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more from the random and brilliant mind of stoichiometry:


This guy from my phys class definitely sat at the carrel desk next to me and I may or may not have wasted an hour in the library watching him read. He moved his lips silently the whole time and I was seeing whether I could figure out what book he was reading. I finally figured out it was in Spanish, so I gave up.


he never fails to amuse ...


http://stoichiometry.livejournal.com/388564.html
slippers

Words to live by...

In the course of a bad_sex post about an accidental contest involving a 20-oz soda bottle and an orifice, domina_lilith drops one of the universal truths of life, love, and relationships:

Always get a pre-nup. Just think of that ring box as a sanity Jack-In-The-Box with an unfamiliar song; only the lucky can sense when it's on the second-to-last note.


QWP, context is only for the very brave or very depraved.

EDIT: Names have been fixed for purposes of accurate attribution. This is important, for one day there will exist a saner, more enlightened world, and domina_lilith's words will be one of the new and improved Ten Commandments.
worf vs. smurfs

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In which zaratyst sums up bra sizing:

  • AA - Almost Need A Bra
  • A - Amiable
  • B - Bouncy
  • C - Cuddly
  • D - Dang!
  • DD - Double Dang!!
  • E - Enormous!
  • F - Frickin' Huge
  • G - Gigantic
  • H - Humongous
  • I - Islands Unto Themselves
  • J - Jumping Jacks are Right Out!


In other news, wwu has been swamped with abortion protestors as of late (the school, not the community). This in part prompted superkyle221 to post about a man who frequents the campus, a man we call Bible Jim:

Yeah, he's offensive and he makes people upset, but I know that he has to have a good heart. When he tells us all to go to Hell, well, that's the name of a bar in Rotenburg that's been around since the 900's. Not only does he want us to travel to Germany, but he wants us to get drunk as well. And he tried to help me in my dating life last year, when he told all women to stay away from me. So I know that he can't be ALL bad.
  • Current Music
    The B-52's - Cosmic Thing
vootie

QWP: The Flusterbunny Stance

Not in any way like the Buffalo Stance, but:

I take my strongest stands on the most insignificant issues.

Pro-life craziness = shit, some people should do something about that. Jeez.
Godzilla '98 = ROLAND EMMERICH IS THE SCUM OF THE FUCKING EARTH AND I SHALL MAKE CERTAIN ALL WHO CROSS MY PATH KNOW THIS, AND CONCUR THAT HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE SHOULD CONSIST OF NOTHING MORE THAN FAT GUYS IN CLEATS LEAPING FROM GREAT HEIGHTS ONTO HIS GENITALIA!

--flusterbunny, here, in response to one of those "six weird things about you" memes.