April 17th, 2006

Ravenclaw: I can kill you with my brain

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spiffmeister answers a few questions from a meme:

Q: WHO'S BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?:
A: MINE (why are you shouting?)

Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?:
A. NOT ON ME... LET ME CHECK MY OTHER PANTS

Q: IF YOU COULD DRINK ANYTHING RIGHT NOW WHAT WOULD IT BE?:
A: THE BLOOD OF MY FALLEN ENEMIES.... either that or a strawberry yoohoo

Original quote is here
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S3 Mimi

Cereal Killer!

In response to a rant about spelling "serial" right, posted on fanficrants, laihiriel posted this news report:

AndThe body of Toucan Sam was found two days ago, lying in a warehouse full of Froot Loops, waiting to be shipped. Police have been disinclined to answer reporters' queries, stating that the investigation is ongoing. According to the coroner, the weapon was a large, sharp object, similar to a sword. However, one eyewitness has been found. "It's that silver hair, man," said the witness, wishing to remain anonymous. It is suspected, however, that the eyewitness is one of the late Keel-Billed Toucan's nephews. "That silver hair and that freaky half-skirt thing. I dunno what he wanted to off Sam for, but he kept rantin' about unnatural dyes and overloadin' kids on sugar." When pressed, no further comments were made.

Police say they are pursuing leads.
Movies {The Princess Bride}

omg elljay sekrits

There's always room for The Princess Bride references. Even when discussing interweb browsers:

active_apathy: My very best guess is that your layout is coded in such a way as to make an object with left and right margins equal to one-tenth the width of the containing block become an object of unusual size when viewed in $BROWSER.

captainsblog: Objects of unusual size when viewed in $BROWSER? I don't believe they exist....

active_apathy: Does this mean you know the secrets of the EllJay Swamp?

captainsblog: I mean, what are the terrors of the EllJay Swamp? One, the flame war - no problem. There's bad grammar and AbRvNsLOLWTFROUSes at the beginning of each; we can avoid that. Two, the snakes on the plane, which you were clever enough to discover what Samuel L. Jackson looks like, so in the future we can avoid them too.

I forget what the third thing was....
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Any suggestions for the third LJ secret?

QWP, of course
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Silly Awesome

I thought this only happened in movies?

sesquipedeviant has one of those moments that really makes you wish it was recorded on camera:

when i arrived home, the cat was racing from side to side of the house,hiding, skidding, skritterSKRITTERskritterSKRITTERskitter, EEEK, skritterSKRITTERskritterSKRITTER, POUNCE, eek, EEK! Skrreeee!

Flatmate R. said "Ah, the cat may be a little jumpy..."

Click here for context. You won't regret it.
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Headbanger Bunny (unknown/me)
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only_one_sun quipped in a thread off of this post in dot_bdsm_snark, referring to the stereotypical nicknames used on black women in poor attempts to hit on them:

"We're an endangered dessert. Didn't you know?! The elusive Royal Chocolate Monkey Jungle Cocoa Mochalicious Queen Treat. All the best white men have gotten to have one in their mouth at one point or another."

QWP. Original post is textually not quite worksafe. Or monitor-safe.