Metaquotes

From mamajoan, this entry.

The trouble with not posting in LJ for a couple of days, when you're the type who posts every trivial detail of your life in LJ ;) , is that when you do get a moment to post, you're stymied because there's just so damn much to get caught up on. And you don't have time to get into it all, so you don't post at all, which just makes the problem worse.

alenia_dalime: hobo hobo hobo hobo hobo hobo hobo hobo hobo hobo hobo hobo PURSES PURSES!
abstruse_soul: CRAAAAAAAAAAACK CRAAAAAAAAACK ON THE CORNER SELLING CRAAAAAAAAAACK

http://syndicated.livejournal.com/overheardnyc/1186448.html

randomeep is having a very "blah" day...

	you know it is dull in class when you have the sudden impulse to walk up to the professor, kick him in the knee, and pee on him.

http://randomeep.livejournal.com/221184.html

lifehiker definitely knows how to manifest and visualize what he needs in life going forward:

I'm going to trust the universe to bring me the love I need. I'm letting go of it. All I'm asking for is a clear sign.

Oh, and universe, while you're at it, can you bring me a new place to live and a boatload of (though not specifically a boat loaded with) money?

Thanks. I promise I'll be good and stop touching myself in public.

QWP

In a discussion on customers_suck about dealing with fundamental Christians, fadethecat came up with these words of wisdom:

Hey, half of what Jesus talked about can be boiled down to "Dude, stop trying to find the bit in the rules that contradicts this, and remember rule #1 about the GM always being right."

Context!

theninth has this to say on seshennu's complaint that "'Beautiful' and 'know' do not rhyme!":

Sure they do!

You know how them poets go.
They mangle words to fit the flow.
They misspeak words that we all know
To make them rhyme with byootifo.

msginnyo in this thread on ikilled007's journal:

Islam is nothing more but the largest, deadliest episode of Jerry Springer ever.

[my rejoinder is not nearly so witty]

ursulav - she of many quoteables - has posted an entry about her suffering from poison ivy. Within it are these two lines that made me LOL. The whole entry is worth reading, of course.

"...... my mother is always giving me weird soaps, and most of them never get used because James is afraid he'll eat them on accident. [...] I found something soap-looking with a bee on it. Hmm. Bees. Probably not any bees in the soap, which meant it was likely honey-flavored."

EDIT: Attempted to fix the font on the quote. Hope this is better!

geckoman lusts after the Curta calculator:

I'd love to whip one of these suckers out at Olive Garden and say 'Would you like some fresh square roots on your salad?'

(From this post, with technogeekery.)

http://siln.livejournal.com/237031.html, QWP:

Cut for the f word, if anyone really cares: ( Collapse )

-siln

topknot mentioned the following:

Note to self: Combining Geek and Snake Oil was a very, very, VERY bad idea.

*whimper*

That was the whole post...qwp.