March 31st, 2006

sad cows

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in A customer's suck entry by Millym it turns out that libraries are mathmatically prone to fights. this actually came from the comments, but it still wins.



SMACKDOWN RAW!

TODAY, THE UNDERTAKER TAKES ON ONE OF THOSE JAPANESE WRESTLERS WE THREW TOGETHER IN A FIT OF METH AND DESPERATION, COUPLED WITH STEREOTYPES WE VAGUELY REMEMBERED IN A DRUG INDUCED HAZE

THEY'LL BE BATTLING FOR A WHOLE FIVE PLATES OF CUPCAKES AND

OH

OH MY GOD

UNDERTAKER IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM WITH A COPY OF OLIVER TWIST

OH THE HUMANITY


QWP.

That badger's a menace.

agilebrit: the gift that keeps on giving.

So...
What was the first thing I had to do this morning?

I know you're dying to find out.

I had to give mouth-to-mouth recusitation to a plush tiger. Da Boy made a lip at me this morning and informed me that it was "dead." I believe the gist of it was that his other stuffed animals (specifically, his badger) had jumped on it or something. I was the one that suggested the mouth-to-mouth, because, hey. Big lip, you know?

And now we're going to put the badger in "jail." Which would be the dog's crate.


This context is dead from cute. QWP.
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maladaptive writes in tmi_chix:

Of course, my brain intervenes: "Body, what are you on? Stomach is bitching about being hungry, she might start eating herself."

"So nervous."

"....About?"

"We're going to travel! It's absolutely awful."

"Uh, Body, buddy of mine, we enjoy traveling. It's fun."

"You mean we don't have anxiety about traveling?"

"No, Body, we don't."

"Well I think we should, you jerk, you never let me have any fun! *proceeds to whine and spaz*"


My first metaquote, QWP and all that jazz.

from http://community.livejournal.com/tmi_chix/2042441.html
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Snaken on zer planen!

Please excuse the horrible attempt at an Überwaldean accent in the subject. *performs seppuku*

In a fanficrants post about a girl who changed "parseltongue" to "snaken" in her 'fic because she couldn't spell it, eleventhguard had this to say in the comments:

The really stupid part is that I just ran a Google search for "parsletounge" and the first line was:

Did you mean parseltongue?

How do people reach their teen years being this lazy and stupid? I'd think they'd die of dehydration because they don't want to bother to lift the glass to their mouths or something.


The comment itself. There are also a number of other amusing comments, mostly involving 'snakes on a plane' jokes. x)