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jossish is going to Prague:

Things I am bringing to Prague:

-clothes
-toiletries
-books
-not Viz because I couldn't find it in the shop
-ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD

The woman in Tesco gave me an odd look. I told her I was taking it to Prague but didn't expand. I suspect she now thinks I'm in the habit of taking 48 rashers of bacon on holiday with me as company, but no matter!

The problem now is that I really want a bacon sandwich.

(locked post; quoted with permission.)

On unstable molecules, a good ol' scans_daily member brings the no-prize:

wal_lace: Assume it's a product name, not a scientific description.

Or:

REED: I've made this fantastic new substance for our costumes. It's bullet-proof, fire-proof, and it'll stretch along with me! I call it pseudologistopolyeuroscepticaltheuridomin molecular fabric.

JONNY: ...

REED: Unstable molecules. Stop you being naked when you flame on. Here are some pants. Please wear them.

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active_apathy: Suddenly, from nowhere, I have the phrase Ma-ia-hii ma-ia-huu ma-ia-hoo ma-ia-ha-ha nu ma nu ma iz pastede on iei stuck in my head
raisedbymoogles: I'm sorry, you are too meta. You must be taken out back and shot. :P

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