March 26th, 2006

4RRRRw3n!

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telophase reviews Ong-Bak:

"Ong-Bak is a Thai kick flick, featuring the very pretty and very violent martial art known at Muy Thai, and starring the very pretty and very violent Tony Jaa. These are just about the only two reasons for watching it, because the story phones it in. No, not even phones it in, it phones a neighboring country and they have to send a kid on an elephant to go get it."

There's other funny bits, but they require the screencaps in the post for context - go forth and sporfle!

weight watchers....

littlecrow is only on day 3 of her weight watchers program


"Day One of Weight Watchers Program:

Be excited. Admire the neat pocket book organizer that holds your books and all your new materials. Try to remember to write down everything you're eating that day, but don't actually take the time to look up everything's points.

Day Two:

Go back and list the things you ate that you forgot to write down yesterday. Look up the actual point totals of food you've already eaten. Realize that the lunch you normally eat is 26 of your 30 daily points. Point this out to everyone, looking shocked and horrified. Start looking up the other point totals of all your favorite foods at all your favorite restaurants. Exclaim more shock and horror and wave your food guide book in the face of anyone staring at you because of it.
Realize that you've already eaten about 4 days worth of points.
Flip off every piece of junk food you see.

Day Three:
For the first time, take the time to skip through the food guide book and mournfully analyze your options to pick out something healthier to eat than your normal selections.
Realize that you may actually need to start grocery shopping. Go to Sonic anyway. Write it all down, promising yourself you'll get some excercise in to counterbalance it, and hey, it's your first week anyway. Go back and finish filling in all the points totals with one hand over your face, peering through your fingers at the total points used like you would a in the theater of a scary movie...
Glare at everything in the refrigerator and cupboards. Sigh."


QWP it is the whole post, but here is the link anyways
[Merlin] - Gwen

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shining_water, while doing a history assignment:

And 1500 words in my History notes word doc. (I still have to cover 3 more topics!) Because I think I learn better when I explain things to myself with pretty words and background the topic in question with juicy yet boring details instead of going straight to the point and:
The Portuguese didn't used to use toilet paper when they had to shit because a) dfgsdhfjghk b) asdfghjk c) asdfghrtsfghjk BUT THE REVOLUTION OF TOILET PAPER WILL HAPPEN IN 129234769457 AND IN THE FUTURE THE PORTUGUESE POPULATION WILL USE TOILET PAPER AND QUIT BEING SO LAZY, FINALLY. SCOTTEX IS THE BEST BRAND. IT'S GOT PUPPIES. YOU RUB THEM IN YOUR ARSE. THEY COMPLAIN. (AT LEAST I WOULD. PORTUGUESE FARTS ARE THE WORSE. BLAME THE BEANS.)


F-locked, quoted with permission.
rosie zombie, zombie rosie

on atheism

magentathompson has a religious epiphany:

So I've decided this whole Christianity thing just isn't working. Giving atheism a try. If I die and go to Hell, we'll all know I was wrong, and I promise that I'll do my best to warn you all from the grave. :)

QWP, A context by any other name...

(p.s. magentathompson did point out that she has been banned from here, but as far as I know that doesn't mean she can't be quoted, just that she can't quote)
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First Quote... eep.

supersyncspaz7 stumbled upon the elitepicspam community and had a few things to say about it:

"Does no one remember the good ol' days when people would post picspam and they didn't have to be retouched or scrutinized by some twat who thought that they were better because they added more color or changed the levels in the original shot and people were happy anyway, because yay, pictures of pretty people/places/things!? ENOUGH WITH THE FAWKING "ELITE" COMMUNITIES, PEOPLE, GOD. Just post picspam! I don't freaking care if you adjusted the freaking light or anything, just GIVE ME THE FREAKING PRETTY PICTURES. I'll do what I please to them, 'kay?

(I was so trying not to drop f-bombs. But seriously, what the hell.)"

Un-flocked, but QWP anyway here.
lickyface
  • takhys

Euoi! Euoi!

In regards to a post I made here about an interesting cover choice for Euripides' Bacchae, the ever-quotable bromius had to say the following:
"It makes sense to me. Don't forget, after Elvis met with Nixon, the President was torn to shreds by his wife and daughter and his head imapaled on the White House fence."
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Mod Post

Hey there it's jaie your friendly but rarely heard from other mod. I want to thank all you who banded together and gave 63 icon comments in 10 minutes (!) to a rude snotty post for an obviously bitter member who was determined to cause problems not once but TWICE in one day.
No matter what you may think of a quote the rule has always been if you don't like it...move on...don't whine about the quote. And today everyone proved that we are indeed a community who shuts out those who want to cause trouble. And I for one am proud of you all. And I know shaysdays is as well. And as a reward...here's a icon to make you all happy/scared and yet will all get you talking.
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