February 18th, 2006

Furry Computer Mice

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Being an AVID Boondocks fan, as well as a food lover, I had to metaquote this post by girtygrin about The Luther from 'The Itis' episode...

-I made an abomination unto man and God; The Luther.
-I’m impressed Ed ate the Luther
-I’m astonished he survived.
-I’m confused how he avoided "the itus."
-I’m scared that he enjoyed it. Collapse )
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Over on customers_suck, sparkindarkness works in a law office and is dealing with a soon to be divorced woman:

This is from the time we were talking loot (i.e. that part of the divorce where each side tries to claw as much of the communal property as they can – think of it as Hungry Hungry Hippos but with crying children and spitting fury and expensive houses and cars instead of plastic balls).
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ironychan is angry with her cat over at note_to_cat.

Dear Hector:

You have been a very bad ca... don't look at me like that, it won't help. Now listen up. What you did was very nau... those big blue eyes aren't going to help you, buster. You've been a... you can rub up against me all you want, but it won't change the fact that you did something very... that you've been... look, I don't care how cute you are, you shouldn't have...

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Who's mommie's cuddly baby? Is it you? Is it you? Yes, it is! Who wants a tummy tummy tickle? Ooooh, Hector does!


QWP, ladies and gentlemen.
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