Metaquotes

QWP from my friend emilymorgan:

Context: Apparently, she dropped her essay questions out the window, and wrote an email to her professor requesting a second copy. This aforementioned email is as follows:

Dear Professor C,

um. well. um. MY COPY OF THE ESSAY QUESTIONS FELL OUT THE WINDOW AND I LIVE ON THE TWELFTH FLOOR AND OMG OMG OMG CAN YOU SEND IT TO ME AGAIN?!!!

Sincerely,

Emily

active_apathy takes a quiz. Hilarity ensues.

mrpyro: I am subversively not going to take the quiz, thereby creating a new subversive alternative paradigm of "People who don't take quizzes." This makes us even more alternative than alternative people who take alternative quizzes.

I'm counter-counter-culture!

acive_apathy: Except that by not taking the quiz, you're merely joining the ranks of faceless billions who haven't taken the quiz.

The problem with being countercounterculture is that to other people, it just looks oddly like normal.

mrpyro: Hmm. This means that I have to come up with some way of distinguishing between my cool new counter-counter-culture and the normal people.

Maybe we could all wear black. I'm pretty sure that hasn't been done before...

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For mysterious reasons, alryssa decided to make soup at some point after 3am. I'm not sure what color it was, she was pretty vague about that.

I love this soup. This soup is so green, it could swallow Greenland whole. It's so green, Greenpeace, the Green Party and St. Patrick's Day combined do not add up to the sheer green contained within this soup. It cannot be outdone! But it doesn't *taste* very green. Actually, it doesn't taste green at all!

It sort of tastes like chicken.

elialshadowpine makes a one line post:

Note: Red Bull w/ vodka + dick taste very funny together...

wtf_inc brings us the Valentines Day Funnies.

cataclysma: Also, don't forget guy's get stuff on VD too.

elm123: When I read VD I thought venerial disease...and now I'm not sure what you're meaning by VD ?

cataclysma: lol I meant Valentine's Day, but I do tend to reffer to it as Venerial Disease day too.
One year back when i was in highschool, I cut out little construction paper crabs and gave them out to my friends & aquaintances... by the end of the day ALOT of people were saying i gave them crabs =P

We've heard ALL about the slashy side of Brokeback Mountian, what about a gay male's POV? firewire shared his feelings, & I felt it was Meta-worthy...
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Please keep your geek tendancies out of my tempura, thanks.

darthneko, here.

Not exactly a quote... more like an excerpt from this entry by vengefulmartyr. You should read the rest of the entry, which is a rant on homophobophobes, but here's a taste:

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megadith's cat is quite the talented feline:

I actually named my kitty Steve Jobs (Stevie for short) because he loved to lay on my laptop. Once he even sent an email to one of my friends. It said something like, "ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 88888888888888888888888888888888888aaaaaaaaaaffffffffffffff" but still, that's pretty advanced for a cat ;)

In discussing a hellish music history test we took this morning, eitheneaenaea speculates about Beethoven.

Yes, I'm sure that since Beethoven's handwriting was virtually illegable, someone probably just misread it, and put Eroica instead of Erotic. Who knew...Beethoven was into music porn.

Considering they didn't have a 220 hook-up, I thought they moved pretty well. You know they've been dead for years. It takes a lot to thaw them out for a show.
-ninerrl

QWP, No context, as OP requested to remain anonymous, and the post is locked anyway, suckaz.