Over at scans_daily
, our friend gillen
comes up with this little gem
in reaction to the debate over the new Tony Stark-created Spidey suit...
Cap'n Murrica: "Peter, we've been talking, and we decided your costume looked kind of... kind of... help me out here, guys."
Cap'n Murrica: "Okay. On second thought, don't help me out. Anyway, Tony and I got to talking..."
Spidey: "Tony Stark?"
Cap'n Murrica: "Yeah. Anyway, he's come up with this really nifty power suit for you that..."
Spidey: "Cap, Tony Stark is a raging alcoholic with DTs who dresses like mustard and ketchup."
Cap'n Murrica: "Okay, Pete, we're really going to need you to have a positive attitude about this."
Spidey: "Fuck you, man. Maybe you don't remember so good, but new spideysuits and I don't have a very healthy relationship."
Cap'n Murrica: "Okay, that only happened ONCE, Peter, and I think-"
Spidey: "Yeah, and he keeps coming back every other week, don't he? And you've been wearing the same thing for like 60 years now, haven't you?"
Cap'n Murrica: "It happens to be the flag of our nation, Pete. There's a difference. But a red web? Why red? You see what I'm saying?"
Spidey: "Uh... gee... radioactive spider? Hello? And why aren't you bitching at Thor here? He looks like ABBA covering the Ring Cycle."
Thor: "BY THE TEETH OF FENRIS, I AM A NORSE GOD!"
Spidey: "Oh, pull the other one, 'hammertime'!"
Cap'n Murrica: "I knew this was going to go poorly..."