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All the comments are pretty funny, but this one made me literally laugh out loud.
"Asia Nite" at the dining hall. I had the Pad (Pud? Pad? One of those vowels) Thai. It wasn't very good - the noodles felt like plastic. It was like dining on disemboweled robots.
But there were fortune cookies ^_^
The whole post is equally great, check it out for the bathroom forum stuff.
OH NO! Lindsay Lohan slipped on stairs and dropped a ceramic mug she was carrying a piece cut her shin!!
This must mean that celebrities are normal human beings that make mistakes and have accidents?! They're not invulnerable nor immune to the laws of physics!? Thank you CNN! Thank you for placing this on your front page under breaking news as there is nothing that is more significant or has a greater impact on my life than the current state of Lindsay Lohan's shins.
That's bigger than some children. IT COULD GET ON DISNEYLAND ATTRACTIONS BY ITSELF.
While I applaud your attempt at incorporating the famed number "42" from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and am quite amused at the Freudian association between Draco's penis and the reason for Life, The Universe, And Everything... a smutfic really isn't the appropriate venue for such subtleties.
QWP, of course.