[Insert cliché title about this being my first metaquote.]
Zombie Grandmas make for the WORST sex.
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iguanasdefuego, here, in reply to a post in
bad_sex. (The original post is pretty sad actually.) I was going to get permission, but according to the rules since it's a public entry I don't need it. If I do, I'll delete and wait for permission.
Wee! I finally lost my metaquote virginity! Hey, where's the champagne and rose petals? So much for romance.
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Wee! I finally lost my metaquote virginity! Hey, where's the champagne and rose petals? So much for romance.