From woshad 's LJ:
I was in the Men's bathroom in the library of the local junior college, when it was my total misfortune to gaze upon the worst graffiti EVER.
and I quote
followed by a response of
"so do you"
How these people could even clutch pens in their hands is beyond me.
The grill guy accidentally put mayo on two sandwiches for a woman on front counter.
You'd think I just disemboweled and consumed her firstborn child in front of her and forced her to watch it Clockwork Orange-style.
I wish I got to do that to people at my work sometimes ;)
Mom and I were looking at a map of Europe online because she was trying to get a sense of where the cities in Ukraine are, and where Ukraine is in relation to other countries. And...I spot this smallish country at the bottom, and it's not named. Finally, Mom points out the name in a side column along with the others: Serbia and Montenegro. Obviously too long to put on the map. So I ask, "Why don't they just write 'S and M'?"
It took no more than a second for both of us to start cracking up. Maybe that would be a bad idea for a name...XDDD