December 25th, 2005

SoaP!

Iowa?

Someone posts in fanficrants saying that Iowa doesn't exist in the Star Trek universe. The expected occurs, including the following comment:

Didn't you get the memo? It's a mythical place subject to much debate as to whether or not it existed once upon a time, much like Atlantis. Only instead of sinking into the ocean, rumor has it Iowa sank into the Great Plains, or was possibly swallowed up by a temporal hellmouth and disappeared from our reality. Some schools of thought even believe that there's evidence of Iowa resurfacing in Middle Earth, but most academics think this little subgroup of believers are crackershit insane.

Edit, sorry: The actual quote is here by kuchenhexe
TLU-3
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Poetry in motion

On Fanficrants glazius tells us about fanfiction... in rhyme!

Posters are spurred
to hatred or fright
Owing to thoughts of
what fanits shall write.
There is one answer
to worries like these:
Fanits shall write
what the devil they please.

[QWP from this post.]
astronomy, earth for sale, for sale

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Scott Adams puts Chanukah in perspective for the Jews among us who take our laid-back very-minor holiday for granted:


The other day I was at a party hosted by some friends who were explaining how they celebrate Christmas. “We go to a Chinese restaurant and then watch a movie.”

“That’s it??” I asked, enviously.

Apparently being Jewish is this incredible loophole. You burn some candles, pretend to know something about an Irish family named the MacAbees, and you’re all set.

This is a perfect example of how my problems seem bigger than other people’s. On one hand, being Jewish means that entire countries put all of their effort into killing you. On the other hand, you don’t have to celebrate Christmas. That seems like a good tradeoff to me. I’m thinking of converting if it doesn’t require any chanting. As a bonus, I’d get to wear that little hat that exactly covers my bald spot.



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rosefox receives the ultimate present for the woman who has everything...

OMGOMGOMG! I don't know who wrote this absolutely brilliant Care Bears bondage porn fic for me, but whoever you are, if you're reading this, thank you from the bottom of my heart! It is so perfect! OMGOMGOMG!

QWP, natch.
Anarchist, MatGB
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Meta meta - Plushophiles

In my meta about Frank, we have evidence that LJ is inhabited by perves with a sense of humour...
tariq_kamal: I must be the sickest bastard in LJ, because when I saw the title the first thing I thought was, “Okay, looks like some plushophiles would be very happy next Christmas."
atlanta06: Excellent. That explain why I have more stuffed animals than friends...*hugs plushies* And they've always been there for me--unlike humans.
tariq_kamal: I dunno. Plushies can't have orgasms.

You have read the Wikipedia article, right?
atlanta06: Yes,I was making a joke...;) *plans to marry Snoopy plushie*

Oh,really? Then what's all that noise in my closet at night when I leave them bunched together on the top shelf? Getting rid of hiccups?
tariq_kamal: ...

YES. SAY NO MORE OF IT.
atlanta06: *takes pics of plushie orgy with shiny new camera*

Yay! I figured out wht my blog is for! Plushie pr0n! Anybody want to contribute...? =D
Thread starts here.

Happy yuletide wossname thingy by the way...
Jade

On Boyfriends and Parents

From this post's comments, a conversation between me and sdragon about the stereotypical "perfect husband" in the eyes of Asian parents.

"Mother, my husband is Lord of Darkness, Conqueror of Worlds, Defiler of all that is Pure"

"Well, that's nice, dear. I am glad to see your husband has such high ambitions for his career."


...

"So where did he graduate from?"

"He says he was expelled from Heaven for trying to overthrow God. But he also said he was the sole survivor of his generation."

"Ah, so he's a valedictorian then?"


Or...

"So what's his major?"

"He specializes in disembowling the bodies of infidels."

"So he's a gastrointestinal surgeon then?"
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Holiday - House - Pumpkin

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shiny_brain, in response to my (stolen) icon:

Oh the vacuum outside is frighful,
And the holodeck's so delighful,
So as long as dilithium glows,
Make it so, make it so, make it so!

Oh our mission is never stopping,
So we're going to go star-hopping,
Navigate around that plasma flow,
Make it so, make it so, make it so!

That's the whole comment, but it's located here