December 13th, 2005

keep calm and run

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Over in scans_daily, someone neglected to initially cut an image with a width of 729 pixels. After seven people commented to tell the OP to put it under a cut...

amish_pimp:
I don't know if you heard, but we're using a new cover sheet for our TPS reports...


JESUS CHRIST, this place has a moderator or two, doesn't it? How many of you people need to piss and moan for a goddamn LJ cut?



Liked the scan, btw.




Don't get me wrong, I understand the need for cuts and stuff. But seriously. And now I'm debating whether or not this needs to go under a cut for the word "goddamn". ;) And yes, the original entry has been edited to include a cut to hide the scan from poor dial-up eyes.
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Is there a statute of limitations on metaquotes? I was reading some back issues of customerssuck and came upon this gem from darksasami, circa October 28:

Well, normally, I'd comment with Hanlon's Razor, which runs:

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

However, in this case, I think the corrolary applies:

Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.
Phoenix--tiger

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southernkitten's comment on one of my posts...locked post...QWP (and southernkitten's)

The more I think about it, the more I want to find that self-righteous fundie bitch and slap her. I don't care if Goat walked in dressed in black dripping in chicken blood from a recently performed ritual sacrafice and introduced himself as Satan's minion. She has no right to judge and should have just kept her damn mouth shut.
agent may is unimpressed

One for plan_9_from_lj

Off in the ticket line, people are getting ready to board, and we get a glimpse of a collared Rutger Hauer, who is looking terrifyingly old. Ack. When you look that much like my great-aunt Phyllis, that's not right, y'all. Then we cut to Adam Baldwin (YAY!), which would be so much better if he weren't wearing that stupid baseball cap. You wouldn't think Jayne's knit cap would be an improvement over anything, and then there's this. This is followed by a shot of Steve Gutenberg, which I guess is supposed to be a sign that some men age gracefully and some men turn into Steve Gutenberg.

--apocalypsos watched and is recapping a POSEIDON ADVENTURE remake, so you didn't have to!
Shock
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More from my brother itburnsitburns:

One time when I was 4 and class had naptime, I was awake and I decided to test out if smacking your nose into something would really make it bleed. No idea why it occured to me. So I fell onto my face from pushup position and lo and behold, a bloody nose. And it didn't even hurt.

Those were the days when falling down the stairs had absolutely no adverse health effects.
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Said during a conversation with a guy at work about a girl he met at a bar.

Guy: [Long story snipped] ... so if she hasn't kissed a guy by 19, that's just kind of sad.

Don: Pfft! That's nothing. I'm 31 and I've never kissed a guy.

[Loud Laughter]

Guy: ...

Don: I totally made you lose your train of thought, didn't I?

Guy: Oh yeah.
drderanged

ETA: Oh, btw, I disagree with the first guy, but it's still funny. ^—^