November 27th, 2005

boobies

8-Bi Theater

lederhosen writes in this entry in dot_poly_snark:
I have to admit that I do not see the society would be ready for a new relationship paradigm in the foreseeable future. It would most likely remain a subject only for the occults.

"Okay, guys, you've shaken the Men in Black."
"Cool. I inscribe a pentagram and cast Subvert Dominant Paradigm."
"At what?"
"At the darkness, hehe."
"Can I see this?"
"No, dude, you're not there. You're in the bar."
"Are there any HBBs there? 'Cause if there are, I totally want to establish a meaningful and very special relationship with them in which each of us is valued as a unique being."
"Dude, you've already got three girlfriends. You can't have another one until you raise your Arete stat."
"Then I'm gonna kill the bartender for the XP."
Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky

And it's about philosophy too!

It's arguably career suicide to grab your teacher's sacred cow by the hooves, paddle him, wrap him in black studded leather, paddle him again, make him your sweet little bitch, introduce him to subversive Sixties music, teach him a few new positions, paddle him again because now he likes it, addict him to opium and Eastern religion, then toss his confused bovine butt onto the hibachi and make a pair of ribeyes out of him.

From rancourt, here

Not Beverage Safe...

From just_the_ash

"A disturbingly popular theory on my friends list is that people are feeling out of sorts lately, etc. because Mercury is in retrograde, whatever the hell that means. I think it is just as logical to assume that everyone in the world is feeling Grinchy and grouchy because I have three nipples, and if I went out and had a doctor remove the one below my right breast, everyone would feel ever so much better and be zipping around with tons of motivation and good cheer."
Furry Computer Mice

(no subject)

So, my dear wife kamakanani commented on the most fucked up accident we have ever seen! here's the most humorous part, IMO, though the whole thing is pretty good:
Do cops even have a code for that kind of incident? I can just imagine this crimson-necked, backwoods sheriff calling into dispatch for assistance.

"I've got a Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot situation here."
"Um, we don't have a Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot call code. What do you mean?"
"It's a WTF situation, sir. I don't know of any code to classify it. There is a bicycle here that's been hit."
"So process the paperwork on it."
"But it was hit by a jetski!"
"On a trailer?"
"No, just the jetski. No people were involved."
"Deputy, what are you doing by the lake?"
"I'm not at the lake, I'm at an intersection off of Winter Gardens Blvd."
"What the...?!?!?!"
"My point exactly, sir."