November 26th, 2005

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Let me just matter how much the girls need winter clothes ever again, I will let them go NAKED first than to go to the HELL that is a MALL on Black Friday in order to save a buck. I will freaking make them buckskin clothes from ones I've killed myself, with a piece of broken glass in my teeth, first.

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Vesica Woman

Simpsons Insanity

I just saw on IMDB that The Simpsons will put out a movie in 2008 that will most likely end the show. What in the world will I do with myself then? I mean, I wash myself on a rag with a stick just to be able to say to Mable that you are a Dorkus Malorkus (Me fail English, that's unpossible) and to be told by the leprechaun to burn things after I have bought some beer with the candy floating in it (you know, Skittlebrau) only to later be told that Homer no function beer well without because no beer and no T.V. make Homer something something (go crazy? Don't mind if I do!) only to hear even later that getting out of jury duty is easy-the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races which of course made me feel guilty so I cried out "Save me Jebus!" even though I don't believe in Jebus (Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten) and even though I would have called it a Chaswazzer after I saw the dingo eating his baby (believe me, you don't win friends with salad) and after all of that all I have to say is that I was saying Boo-urns.

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