November 21st, 2005

it's magic

Gillbert and Sullivan. Sort of. Plus: A Very Violent Teddy Roosevelt

"We are the very model of a textbook schizophrenical; our elements diverse and all our natures antithetical; we've multiplied and magnified and gotten quite unusual--we are the very model of a textbook schizophrenical!" -3rdravenonleft

Here; thanks to sages_of_chaos and the twisted mind that plays crazy Raven (from the Teen Titans cartoon) with all her emotions fighting for dominance. Or something. Because roleplay + sleep deprivation = the good kind of crack.

"ROOSEVELT WANT SCHOOLS START WITH BASICS! THREE RS! READING, WRITING... WRITING NOT START WITH R, BUT IT SOUND LIKE R, SO IT OKAY. AND SMASHING! SMASHING NOT START WITH R, BUT ROOSEVELT START WITH R AND ROOSEVELT IS BEST AT SMASHING." -roosevelt_smash

Over there, with the version of Teddy Roosevelet that got too much gamma radiation and is now the Hulk. Again from sages_of_chaos.

For those who don't know, Sages of Chaos is a community where people roleplay their favorite characters from various places, and sometimes very strange alternate universe versions of characters. We're very very strange people.
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I not-remembered like a champion.

wholedamnturkey (one of the funniest people I know), lost her car at the mall over the weekend. Woe.

Also, I guess I was a bit on edge because the salesladies in Hecht's laughed at me when they found out I couldn't find my car. So I went back once I found it again and rammed through the doors of Hecht's and ran them over repeatedly in the cosmetics section. No, I'm just kidding. I just found out where they lived and put mercury in their ventilation systems. No, I'm just kidding. That doesn't sound like it would be very effective anyway.

You all should just go and read the whole post because it's freakin' awesome. Beware though, for you "OMGNOSPOILERSFORHARRYPOTTER" people, she does mention some things in the movie, but they aren't spoilers.
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o mighty bean
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The ever-brilliant ursulav deals with the late-night discovery of a mouse brought in by the cat:

At last we compromised, as one might expect, with Burial At Can, wherein the rodent hero was sent off to his rodent Valhalla in a double-bagg'd wrap as white as the wing of a swan, emblazoned with the ancient runes of Hefty, and laid to rest in a forest green plastic cairn, there to dwell until the Valkyries of Public Service come and escort him to the Promised Land. I said a few words. The words were "Well, at least she left it on the floor, not the pillow," but it's the thought that counts.

The whole post is worth a read.
Quistis is smarter than you., Because I'M the genius here - that's why

More joyousness from customers_suck

adjememnon is getting really angry with his employers here and has decided to take a stand.

I'm so irate at this that I'm going to boycott the 360; I'm not getting one. Of course, in the interest of full disclosure, since I haven't preordered one, my swearing off the 360 is like a penguin swearing off flying or a Trekkie swearing off dating cheerleaders; it wasn't that likely to begin with.
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Quistis is smarter than you., Because I'M the genius here - that's why

ONTD never fails me.

From here. julieannie offers the following tidbit:

If it's in the Bible, it can't be bad.

That's how I know incest is okay.


So I guess that means bestiality, hallucinogens and killing all who don't believe exactly what you believe is alright. Joyous! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a Crusade to go on. Should be back in about fifteen years.

FIXED IT!
ironman, test flight

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Friends locked, but quoted with permission (in its entirety-no context needed. Honestly.)

from no_tienes_razon

So AIM just updated my buddy list. They stuck a couple of those AIM Bots on my buddy list. Now, while I'm sure everyone got those, it still feels like a slap in the face.

"We've noticed that, while your buddy list is quite extensive, you really don't talk to anyone! Therefore, we've given you these bots! Always here and ready to talk, they're the perfect companion for any lonely soul."

Great. Now I feel like a cat lady. A bot lady. Send me knit tea cozys, please.
cabana

Longtime lurker, 1st time poster, apologies for all error in advance

Just a little fun with the holiday season...

silver_whisper: It's that time of year again. Time for... the Turducken Icon!
theladycrimson: must use cash to buy presents not turducken must use cash to buy presents not turducken must use cash to buy presents not turducken

...unless you want turducken for christmas?

silver_whisper: We've been talking about it for two years now. I think it's time to put our money where our beaks are.

... which lead to this comment by theladycrimson Also, turducken should be something parents scare their small children to sleep at night with.
'If you don't stop goofing around and go to sleep, the Turducken is going to get you and there'll be nothing I can do about it!'
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Beech leaves

That answers that question

Over in mock_the_stupid, jediwitch was telling us how a redneck had taken her and her boyfriend for a same-sex couple despite obvious gender markers. minx_alibis commented:

I think I have the reason men like those rednecks can't tell if people are guys or women. Since they can't get women of their own due to their obvious lack of social graces, they have had to masturbate to relieve sexual tensions throughout their whole lives... and everyone knows that masturbating makes one go blind. ;P
bluhbluh

Fern Gully

mr_mercutio is plagued by worries like these at night. I know, I live with him.

 

I was thinking today about that old animated film, Fern Gully. You guys remember that? It was awesome, all about saving the rainforest and shit. And then I remembered that Tim Curry did the voice of the evil demontype pollution guy, Hexxus. Trapped in a tree. "No, don't cut that tree down! You'll release Tim Curry, and then where will the rainforest be?!"

Film - Star Wars

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EDIT: In a continuation of this discussion...

This icon

was posted over at userpicks, but none of us understood what it was. (It is, apparently, the Neighbourhood Watch convict guy.) However, loveanddarkness wanted to make one thing clear:

iThinkItLooksLikeARorshachBlotInWhichCaseI'dLikeToSayRightOffThatIDon'tWantToSleepWithMyFather.

(The whole thread is here; it makes more sense if you see all the comments.)

Hee. Fun with psychoanalysis.
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