Here; thanks to sages_of_chaos and the twisted mind that plays crazy Raven (from the Teen Titans cartoon) with all her emotions fighting for dominance. Or something. Because roleplay + sleep deprivation = the good kind of crack.
"ROOSEVELT WANT SCHOOLS START WITH BASICS! THREE RS! READING, WRITING... WRITING NOT START WITH R, BUT IT SOUND LIKE R, SO IT OKAY. AND SMASHING! SMASHING NOT START WITH R, BUT ROOSEVELT START WITH R AND ROOSEVELT IS BEST AT SMASHING." -roosevelt_smash
Over there, with the version of Teddy Roosevelet that got too much gamma radiation and is now the Hulk. Again from sages_of_chaos.
For those who don't know, Sages of Chaos is a community where people roleplay their favorite characters from various places, and sometimes very strange alternate universe versions of characters. We're very very strange people.