November 12th, 2005

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From a meme

In a locked entry, (my best friend) slvrstarlight posted one of those "100 Questions About You" memes. She responded to "Do you believe in love at first sight?" with the following:

Lust comes at first sight, love comes after staring at the same person for elongated periods of time.
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millym is far too quoteable

"We do not have a secret mini-fridge in the back with drinks we buy from the various soda companies, stocking it and never selling to customers. That Mountain Dew you want hat you swear would be somewhere in this theater? It's not there. What we do have, however, is a time and dimension jumping machine. Not as exciting as you think. It's just for missions to fix alternate realities and our own timeline occasionally. We kill Hitler, which causes robo-Hitler to exist somewhere else, so we have to kill robo Hitler, then by killing robo Hitler, we have to go back to the past and deal with emo Hitler and give him the confidence he needs to become a successful artist. If all goes well, we won't have to kill that version of him. If it doesn't (And believe me, it will not go well), we'll have to snipe emo Hitler at one point or another too. There's a lot of Hitler related missions, but there's some nice variety. I once had to drink Galileo under the table. Another interesting mission was beating Future-Stalin at Tony Hawk's pro skater."

taken from here
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Twofer!

1. So miggy walks into a coffeehouse... (locked, QWP)

Two minutes and fifty seconds ago: "OH BOY. EMO NIGHT."
Thirty seconds ago: "Now he's introducing a new song. I'm all set up; maybe I'll pay attention this time."
Twenty seconds ago: "...there is apparently a subgenre called Christian Jock Emo."


2. kusoyaro talks about the worst dreams you could possibly have in the morning:

Picture yourself on a gameshow set on a tropical island. Every few minutes, there's a horrific beeping sound, and the goal is to be the first one to hit the buzzer and stop it. You're finally getting the timing down and are about to win the big bucks.

...then you finally wake up and realize that you've been hitting the Snooze button for the last half hour.


I'm pretty sure I had a third one to post, but I cannae for the life of me remember what it was.
A problem like

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coocoocthulhu on Shakespeare:

I'm a believer that Romeo & Juliet is not the greatest love story ever, but in fact the Elizabethan equivalent of The OC.

ROMEO
Tybalt! Dost thou look upon Juliet with an unkind eye?
Do mine ears detect a venom in thine voice
When thou proclaim my love to be of great beauty?
Nay! Speak truth; Thou'rt proclaiming her bottom
To be of unacceptable largeness.
Verily, I shall throw thee into neighboring fountain;
Per'aps in doing so it will dampen thy hot tongue and tempers.

Oh man, he's totally gonna get it now!


Context?
me, plain ol me

Posted w/permission from a filtered post as long as they stay anon.

Anon:
Thanks for your sweet sentiments. I wasn't married
to him (I think I might've confused many by calling him a couple of different
names; we work together...er, long story).

But oddly, I probably
/would've/ married him, even if he asked me that soon. THAT'S sick. Geez. I need
professional help.


Moi:
I need professional help.

If you
need that, I should be in a 4 point harness in an institution someplace.


Anon:
At least we'd be together, wearing paper clothes
and shoes, eating pudding, enjoying our thorazine drips and drawing pictures all
day.

UM. SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN TO ME.
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