Some people have a certain amount of sleep they need before they can be awake again. I have a certain amount of consciousness I need before I can sleep again. This is problematic on weekends.
cyanei seems to be having some issues late at night.
Old post. QWP
Now that the Kansas School Board has spoken,I think we need to adjust our science curriculum here. Of course, some course titles need changing:
1. Principles of Chemistry to PRINCIPLES OF ALCHEMY.
2. Principles of Biology to MYTHS OF DARWIN
3. Principles of Cellular and Molecular Biology to WHAT ARE THOSE TINY THINGS?
4. Human Anatomy to NAKEDNESS IS JUST PLAIN WRONG
5. Environmental Science to GLOBAL WARMING? PSHAW !
6. Laboratory Safety to WHAT'S A LAB?
7. General Nutrition to DON'T WORRY. GOD WILL PROVIDE
8. Ecology to CONNECTIONS? DON'T BELIEVE THEORIES.
9. General Genetics to AMINO ACID? WHAT'S THAT?
10. Geography to WHY THE SUN TRAVELS AROUND THE EARTH
A later posting offered:
INTELLIGENT DESIGN FOR DUMMIES
AMINO ACID--JUST SAY NO
AIDS--GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR GAYS
for Anthropology: WHY GOD MADE WHITE PEOPLE BETTER
for Electronics: LITTLE BITS OF GOD MOVING THROUGH THE WIRES
for Software: ITS TOO COMPLICATED TO BE CREATED BY MAN--HOW GOD DESIGNED MICROSOFT
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My main MC kissed one of the secondary ones, totally without prompting, and has decided to obsess over how nice she felt, tasted, etc.
I feel like I'm writing a fan-fic for my own story WHICH I HAVEN'T EVEN WRITTEN YET! >_<
But hey, if Rowling can do it, why can't I?
Hello! You! Have. Reached. William! Shatner. I! Cannot. come. to. the. phone. right. now, but leave a message! at the yell.
Context? We don't need no steenkin' context!
"get him to start a Livejournal. It is a vital skill that will carry him through his whole working life ;0)"
On the 12th day of Parisian riots, my true love gave to me...
12 cans of mace
11 canine units
10 pm curfews
9 tear grenades
8 billy clubs
7 locked doors
6 working tasers
5 burning Peugots!
4 molotov cocktails
3 well-armed cops
2 terrified tourists
and a brick thrown through a window!
It's a protected post, quoted with permission. :)
She's got this creepy, skinny little body, even for a model, and then this big ol' head. I fully expect that if you snapped her head back, a brick of pink sugar would pop out of her mouth.
She has a picture of the model up on her journal. It's very scary.
My keyboardis going CRAZY. SOMEEEEEEEEtimes whhhen Iiiiiiii push oooone kkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeey itttttttt does the key multipleeeeeeeee times orr doesssssssssn't tttttttype thhe kkkkkkkey at alllllllll, as you can see. It is wireless.
how do I fiiiiiiiix it? Pllease help. I have toooooooo write a paperrrr.
To begin with, we have decided to go to war with a couple of countries because they are a threat to our safety and happiness. For starters, the war on Iraq. This is still going strong since they refuse to bow to our traditions, adopt our way of thinking and become free. Because they are being penny pinchers and won't share their oil with us, prices of gas will continue to rise. *in an aside* (Well, they don't need to know that we get our oil from other countries. The money is good for the economy). *ahem*
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"What you gon' do with all that cat? All that cat inside that hat?"
"I'ma get get get get a rat, put a rat inside that hat!"
"What you gon' do with all them eggs? All them green eggs wit' dat ham?"
"I'ma toss toss toss toss them in a can, I don't like dem, Sam I am."
- So quoth mourningdove, relating the adventure of having to break into her own townhouse.
Phil: (to Prof. W) Hello Sir.
Prof: Hello, what's your name again?
Phil: I'm the Burning Mirror of Syracuse!
Prof: You're what?
Phil: *flushes* Wait, sorry...I'd prepared that response for someone else.
Prof: A shame, well, I won't let it reflect badly on your paper.
Phil: *almost falls down stairs laughing*