"After years of encouraging women to starve themselves in pursuit of an impossible beauty ideal, I was once again about to refuse a piece of chocolate. Then I thought - would Karen kick my ass? I took the chocolate, and the next day I went out and ate a cheeseburger. Thanks, WKKMA!" - K Moss, London.
"Tried beyond endurance, I was about to go to the Dark Side, join my father, and rule the Empire at his side. Then I realised - if I did this, Karen would certainly kick my ass." - L Skywalker, a galaxy far away.
"I was going to leave a nasty flame in response to someone's post, complete with racial slurs, rude suggestions about their parentage, and maybe a few insinuations about the original poster's sexual habits. But then I looked at the picture of Karen on my desktop, and had a change of heart. Thx, Karen! :-D" - Anonymous Troll.
"I was considering staying with Jennifer and resisting the charms of Angelina Jolie. But then I thought - if I told Karen I'd passed up this chance, would she kick my ass? I went for it and I couldn't be happier." B Pitt, Los Angeles.
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