Georgezilla: All your basemen are belong to us. We pay way too much for them.Oh, just read the whole thing. Go. You will laugh.
Georgezilla: You are on the way to destruction. Ask Invader Zimmer how do that us.
Baby Got Hack
Oh my god, Becky, look at her breath.
It is so thin.
She looks like one of those Raphaelite guys’ girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those Raphaelite guys anyway?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total fallen woman, 'kay?
I mean, her breath, is just so thin.
I can't believe it's just so weak, it's like,
barely there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... pale!
Read the rest...
See, this is why Rock-Paper-Scissors is totally outdated. The game you should be playing is Cow-Bomb-Lake (Cow drinks Lake, Lake extinguishes Bomb, Bomb blows up Cow.)
Just don't get cocky and try to combine the two. The less said about the ensuing Cow-Bomb-Lake-Rock-Paper-Scissors-Hedget
*Funny, but also deleted.
It makes me sad that there's a printable version. I can imagine my mom looking over some papers of mine comparing, going "Oh, she doesn't want cheese here, she wants money."
"Needless to say, I spent an hour on the toilet this morning, alternating between singing Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" in my head and wishing for death."
None of that sissy Pocky from now on. Just the man stuff for me.
believe me, i did not deserve a 93/100. it was a made up story about a boy named eddie argos and at one point he went to "a very big house in the country". i shit you not.
Locked post, QWP.