October 11th, 2005

baseball

(no subject)

You know, I don't care how long it's been around, "all your base" jokes just never stop being funny. In his discussion of the Yankees' possible ditching of their pitching coach, Mel Stottlemyre, captainsblog had this to say...
Georgezilla: All your basemen are belong to us. We pay way too much for them.

Georgezilla: You are on the way to destruction. Ask Invader Zimmer how do that us.
Oh, just read the whole thing. Go. You will laugh.
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maritime

Baby Got Hack

(from catvalente):

Baby Got Hack

Oh my god, Becky, look at her breath.
It is so thin.
She looks like one of those Raphaelite guys’ girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those Raphaelite guys anyway?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total fallen woman, 'kay?
I mean, her breath, is just so thin.
I can't believe it's just so weak, it's like,
barely there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... pale!

I like weak lungs and I can not lie
Read the rest...
No Evil

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In response to someone posting a sadly unoriginal but still funny metaquote*, vanilla_tiger had this to say:

See, this is why Rock-Paper-Scissors is totally outdated. The game you should be playing is Cow-Bomb-Lake (Cow drinks Lake, Lake extinguishes Bomb, Bomb blows up Cow.)

Just don't get cocky and try to combine the two. The less said about the ensuing Cow-Bomb-Lake-Rock-Paper-Scissors-Hedgetrimmer argument, the better.


*Funny, but also deleted.
Typewriter Obama Stylee

From shortpacked

I was already prepared to pick up some KOALA NO MARCH chocolate-filled cookie marsupials when I stumbled upon MEN'S POCKY. Dude. Pocky. For MEN. Now, that's the kind of stuff my hairy man-chest demands. This market need was FILLED.

None of that sissy Pocky from now on. Just the man stuff for me.
hell!

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tizzoast gets a mark back:

believe me, i did not deserve a 93/100. it was a made up story about a boy named eddie argos and at one point he went to "a very big house in the country". i shit you not.

Locked post, QWP.