"The other day I heard someone compare the war in Iraq to World War II. That would make sense in an alternate universe where Japan attacked us, Germany attacked our allies, and, in response, we decided to put an end to Greek fascism."
Actually, the entire thread is pretty clever. Read the article for context and then go check it out.
I wish I could use google to find my meal card right now.
Okay, so, like, this is "Try and Talk Like a Trucker Day," Good Bud-- Good Neighbor. Put the hammer down and watch out for Smokey in a plain wrapper on your front porch. Bring the better half and... uh... oh, to hell with it. ARRRR, mateys! I be bored already! Scupper me scuppernongs, Rubber Duck!
Well, it was a worthy effort while it lasted...
Where, then, is the kidnapped princess or terrified priestess that, custom dictates, I have thereby rescued?
quetzalcouatl: Mention was made of a chocolatl dish, I notice. Perhaps it was that noble confection you rescued?
a_cimmerian: Hah! Tremble, oh ye demons of the nether hells! I am Conan of Cimmeria, saviour of chocolate!
Here, if you must have context.
-oh_oh_sheila on her personal journal.
If you didn't like the movie, I'd much rather hear you say "This movie sucked cowballs ala mode" because it's now an opinion and not a stupid cry for something you can NEVER have back. Besides, what would you have done with that time if you had gotten it back? That's right. MASTURBATE.
screamin_canary: I asked if [Hal Jordan] wanted to see Serenity, and he just... Pulls a Batman. If Batman flew, that is.
doommarine: Batman doesn't fly?
screamin_canary: Batman falls. Like a rock. A rock with a cape.
Earlier today I was making a recipe that called for cream of mushroom soup, which I didn't have. So I threw some sour cream and mushrooms in the blender. The whole time I couldn't stop myself from thinking "blender blender blender blender blender blender blender blender MUSHROOM MUSHROOM blender blender blender blender blender blender blender blender MUSHROOM MUSHROOM ..."
George W Bush brings all the Prince Philip to the yard. It's like watching the new freshmen drinking tequila. You know the outcome's going to be awful, but at the same time it's so entertaining that you can't bring yourself to stop watching before you get puked on.
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WARNING! NEKKID HASSELHOFF AHEAD!
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"PRESENCE OF PERMANENT INCISORS!" i think. "THIS HORSE IS THREE YEARS OLD!"
-blackmarketpony, who is currently in college for a horsey degree. (Equine Sciences, I think)