September 20th, 2005

Shock
  • libram

Ow.

itburnsitburns:

On the subject of nothing and something, take into account the objective subjectivity of a someone to another someone. Objectively, this subjectivity is a constant, while the subjectivity itself is everchanging. The status of someone, in a one-sided subjective sense can move to that of a noone, despite the objective constancy of someoneness. Upon recognition of one's own subjective nooneness to the someone, one renders the somoene a noone and mutual nooneness is thus created. If the status of nooness goes both ways, the subjective subjectivity is rendered obsolete and becomes subjective objectivity, or objective subjectivity in an existential sense. In a subjectively objective sense, the former someoneness of the previous subjectivity is no longer of any value to past or present. It was all benign, like a tumor with its own existential issues.
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Me

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Discussing the questionable joys of oral sex and sizzling body candy in bad_sex, mnarra replies with,

Mmm, Pop Cocks(TM). What they don't put on the package is how much it hurts if one of the little crystals gets lodged in the slit of your dick.
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Nanerpus!

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In a friends-locked post of mine about unfriending someone named Jesse on Myspace, weaklingrecords composed:

Jesse was a friend
yeah he'd always been a good friend of mine
but lately something's changed--
it ain't hard to define--
Jesse got himself unfriended
Myspace is always so unkind.



(P.S. Thanks, starrypop for the iconage!)
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wolverine

Sages of DOOM!!

The sages_of_chaos are at it again...

doom_phd: RICHARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you? (whistles innocently) I have cake. Really. I AM DOOM!

bub_snikt: Bub. Snikt, Bub.

doom_phd: Go home, mutant. BAH! You're probably just a skrull, anyway. I AM DOOM!

bub_snikt: Bub, I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice.

Snikt. Bub. Snikt. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Snikt. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub. Bub.

doom_phd: *thought it was Wolverine, but now it sounds like Aquaman*
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GatackHero

How to stop lecherous old men from staring at female workers' chests.

zane224 on customers_suck fills us in on what the owner's daughter does. 

M(anager/owner's daughter): "Sir, could you turn around please?"

Guy: *turns, looks M up and down, has a really creepy smirk on his face* "yea?"

M: "Tell me two things about her chest."

Guy: "her shirt says "Gilrz Rule" and she has a heart shaped locket."

M: "Okay... now without looking back, tell me two things about her face."

Guy: "Uh..... hmmm..."

M: "Mmhmm... I would have accepted nose ring, tongue ring, lip ring, eyebrow ring, blue eyes, brown hair, or dream catcher earrings.... Get out of my store now."


The whole text here.

io

~Bad Plumbing~

This is my first time quoting here. (Sorry about screwing it up earlier.) Enjoy!
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First off the toilet has overflowed 7 of the last 14 days and 5 of the other days someone wet the bed. Unfortunately the 2 free days were in a row so I thought I was out of the woods and I had the laundry caught up.

Effing hell.

I heard screams and ran to the bathrom to see a ~GEYSER~ of water coming out of the toilet.

The kids thought it was hysterical when I turned purple and commenced to weave "a tapestry of profanity which to this day is still hovering somewhere over Lake Michigan."

Effing hell.

2 loads of towels later and a floor I need to bleach.

No one wipes their ass in this house unless given permission.

All flushes post shit will be supervised.

Effing hell.
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Quoted from latitude_mama with permission.
foreign, Whedon, geeky, fandom
  • cmzero

Final Fantasy addict? Nah.

From shadeykins, in its totality:

Repeat after me.

I will not go searching through ebay for Advent Children merchandise.

I will not go searching through ebay for Advent Children merchandise.

I will not go searching through ebay for Advent Children merchandise.

I will not.

I will not go searching through ebay for Advent Children merchandise.


....today.
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saggital

Actually yes, you can...

In this thread about sexual misinformation in bad_sex, bk_73 comments about a sex education lesson which produced unexpected information. Too good not to share...

Back whenever I was in the tenth grade, we were covering STD's in Health class. Typical stuff really...You can pass along things like herpes and HIV/AIDS through oral OR vaginal intercourse.

Ordinarily, this wouldn't be so hilarious...But, considering one girl in my class, who was a very religious and studious type (definitely not the kind of person one would ever expect to have had any sort of sexual contact at 15) proclaimed out loud after the teacher told the class that it is indeed possible to pass along HIV/AIDS through unprotected oral sex:

"OH MY GOD! You can get AIDS from giving HEAD!? Why didn't anyone TELL ME? Does it make a difference if you swallow?"

It only took about five seconds for her to realize what it was she had just admitted, and before she could turn about 27 different shades of red, the entire class (teacher included) were bowled over in laughter.
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