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kikithepirate has a kitty.


My all-black kitten has made the unfortunate decision to choose my black computer chair as her favorite place to curl up and sleep.

It's not my fault that I sit on you, Tonks! You're invisible!

Locked post, but with permission, _girl_friday_ has allowed me to post this for your benefit.
 

From a comment by dayofjudah in a post by pornfetti:

... the organ that manufactures my tact has been ground up to make HUMBLE PIE.

From arib:

"Y'know, CNN.com really ought to just change their headline . . ."

commanderd:"Green thing that drinks tea dregs" isn't a good search criteria either.

Scary thing is I actually have a biology degree and I still can't tell the difference between a common houseplant and Kermit the Frog on a severe caffeine bender.."

active_apathy: *laughs*

"ThisisKermitthefrogrerportingfromrightunderthecoffeemachine. Ooohtastycoffeegoodworldlookssoslowwheeeeee."

From this thread.

So, I somehow ended up with a meme where I discussed how I'd set it up so Astrotrain got to deflower Megatron....

Among other comments, monoshiri gave me this:

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For extra, bonus context, see the accompanying meme in her journal.

ETA: *realizes that she totally ought to cut this*

In a comment on this post of mine, where I reported that Katrina Folks will not be coming to stay on Cape Cod, my good friend batcave had this to say:
They probably heard that Ted Kennedy was going to be their driver.

He's a cruel dude, that batcave

thehunter encounters Orcs at Best Buy, in the anime aisle, no less... as she put it.

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QWP.

In a comment in a locked post on my journal about whether a president's personal character necessarily impacts his politics, charliesmum had this to say:

I personally don't care if a president eats kittens for breakfast as long as he isn't using tax money to buy them, and lying to me about where he gets them from.

So speakerwiggin headed over to iGod, spoke to the 'all knowning' and here's some of what resulted...

Me: what is the air speed velocity of the unladen swallow?
God: This is a trick question because there is no correct answer.
Me: what is the capital of assyria?
God: Is it Babylon?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: well, you should
God: How about that. I'll take that under advisement.

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to speak to Speaker yourself, head over here

dolfairy173 has a funny conversation with the Web-Deity

Me:
whats your favorite colour?
God:
I don't have a favorite colour. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Good job on the hurricane then
God:
Thanks :-)

(No offense to the people affected by Hurricane Katrina, if you think this should be under a cut, Ill fix it)

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From an entry on crochet_snark which all of you must see:

gdmariya not your grandma's crochet!!1!!111!

schizospider: just her panties.

from peaseblossom03 where she said the following

According to folklore, Brownies like it when you leave them milk or cream with bread, and will often return the favor by doing household chores. Well, I've left milk. I've left bread. I've also left french fries, peas, cheerios, chicken grease, garlic, butter, oatmeal, and noodles.

Little bastards still won't clean my kitchen.

caroline31 makes a "you know you're a student of social work when..." list.

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So this is my first time actually posting in metaquotes although I have been a follower for quite some time. I felt this was appropriate.

Posted in customers_suck

But I know he’s out there. I imagine he travels from big box store to big box store just waiting for an empty bathroom so that the poop dance can begin. By day he may be an accountant or an executive assistant or some sort of analyst but by night he is the poop walker. Please report any sightings.

The entire entry is worth your time, trust me.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/90382609.html
For your saftey, avoid any consumption in general while reading.

On a friend's memorial post for Bob Denver (Gillian) here, my pal screemingecho declared...

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In naturalfamily babyslime questioned immunizations and a reporter's communcation skills. Full post here.

She concludes with this nugget:

To avoid any future conflict of interest, please just assume my entire family has leprosy.

brigidsblest has one of those OMG I'm turning into my mother moments:

I was sitting a few minutes ago watching CNN coverage of pet rescue in New Orleans and two of my four cats came over and jumped up onto the couch and began meowing at me rather pathetically.

This is usually the signal that the food bowl is empty, so I got up to look. It wasn't empty; it was just only half-full.

I gave them a stern look as they wove around my ankles. "What's wrong with that food? Eat that food, if you're so hungry! So what if you can see the bottom of the bowl? There are starving pets in New Orleans who would be grateful to have that much food!"

Then I realized: I was talking to my cats like my mom used to talk to me.

nerdork has been having trouble with her assigned reading:

"I'm a few pages into tonight's reading of "Beowulf." I only have about eighteen pages left. Alas, when you're actually counting down the pages as you read, you are clearly not making much progress.

Anyhow, I was doing fairly well until I reached the detailed description of the dragon. Then I burst into song, my concentration broken. 'BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE! BURNINATING THE GEEEEAAAAAATTTSS!'

It's a shame that the 'Beowulf' manuscript wasn't burninated in that fire it endured during the eighteenth century."