September 4th, 2005

Shizu-chan and Celty-san
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"experienced at being stupid"

alivecomic says,

I maintain that one doesn't find civilization until the age of seventeen, that they will not acknowledge it until 19, that they will not participate in it until age 21, and that they don't lose the "young and inexplicably stupid" status until anywhere from 22-50, depending on the individual.

Nine times out of ten, they then become "experienced at being stupid."

Original post here ^_~
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From rebornlyricist's post regarding horrid badass!!111one characters. From the community, bad_rpers_suck.

I don't know if I can go back to the Wrath of Zanza and his evil side (that writes in blindingly red text that I can't read because it screams of "EVILDEATHBLOOD", and that's like RPer's AIDs, just transmitted through really bad sex instead of really good sex that is totally worth getting the disease for)...


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ianevski has a little too good a handle on the Sue mind:

I hypothesize that Suethors have and extra section in the back of their brains that, while at times sucking necessary knowledge from other areas of the brain (such as mad grammar skills and ability to comprehend canon), allows them to store extensive fantasies about themselves with fictitious characters. However, there are a few glitches in the "Suerebrum," for lack of a better term.

The rest is here.
Death - _redpanda_

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teh_oregano knows how to deal with bigoted customers.

I stepped back inside, unlocked the cabinet that has my personal stuff in it, and rummaged around in my purse until I found my black lipstick. I stepped back into the box, stood on tiptoe, and started drawing a weird shape around her face on the glass. I was doodling, just drawing at random.

Customer: What do you think you're doing?
Me: Preparing a hex. Stand still, please.

She left for some odd reason. How rude! Doesn't she have any idea how hard it is to damn someone to the monkey level of hell?! Especially with lipstick! It isn't evil enough. I needed to use my eyeliner, because black eyeliner is made from the blood of the damned or something like that.
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Over at bad_rpers_suck, the members spork a horrible RPing profile that involves a mutant who can turn into any animal but NOT THOSE ICKY BUGS EW OMGWTF.

"I want an ant's strength to pick up X times their body weight. And a spider's ability to shoot webbing out their ass. Just 'cause." -- quietus_x

"*giggle* That reminded me of a campaign I was in -- set early Marvel universe. The X-Men were still the original five, and we'd started hearing about a "Spider-man" running around New York City.

Our characters were in NYC for a trip, and found some robbers webbed up to a lightpost. They begged us to cut them down, but my character said, "There's no WAY I'm touching someone's butt-splooge!"

Okay. Maybe ya hadta be there. But we laughed."
-- clawfoot

Butt-spooge is now my new favorite word. :D