Of course, depending on your playlist, this can get pretty odd, as smockgirl proves:
Can you give me some advice? "Zerg 1" (Starcraft) - Mutate into a monstrous blob, call myself the OVERLORD and invade different worlds... OKAY!
My randomly seated lab partner has my last name. See, that wouldn't be too unusual if my name wasn't the ridiculously rare Baranov that I never saw duplicated before. Hers being the female Baranova or sometimes Baranava, depending on her choice of spelling for the day. Whether or not she's a long lost cousin of the east that also survived the bloody massacre of the Baranov line a whole century ago, I don't know. What I do know is that she's totally caucasoid and aryan-looking, quite the polar opposite of my primal semi-mongoloid hebrew self.
Maybe she's my archnemesis. If Harry Potter taught the world anything, it's that everyone is supposed to have one and kill them.
EDIT FOR CONTEXT: "The girl went to see The Forty-Year-Old Virgin and claimed she came out CRYING (boo hoo!) at the terrible depiction of female sexuality within. Everyone laughed at her, including me, for being such a mirthless twit at which point she came out with the utterly priceless quote about having the 'right' to have every random movie she wanders into pander to her taste."
...and replies, quite succintly:
Lunahaze is the reason that if I ever took a women's studies class, I would end up starring in Columbine 2: Higher Education, spraying every whiny, self-important twit like her with machine gun fire whilst yelling "GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND WASH MY DISHES, BITCH!"BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Smallville is like that pretty girl in high school that asks you out, and you think she's being really sweet, but she's actually using you to get over her latest breakup or she's on a dare with her friends. You start to open up and listen to her and she seems nice, but once you get to know her, you realize that she's the sort of girl who's going to spend her later life in really sleazy smoke-ridden bars until 3 am on the weekends, polishing off an eightball with friends and trying to wipe away the racoon-like mask of running mascara as she looks for another man to blame her whole miserable life on.
victoria_lane responds: That's some flawed logic. If god hated gays, he'd have destroyed San Francisco, West Hollywood, or parts of New York... not New Orleans.
To which cambler says: I'll agree with you and take it to the logical conclusion that if God hated gays, s/he wouldn't have made them in the first place.
God, for example, hates unregulated supersymmetric nuclear reactions, which is the reason you don't really ever see them.
Talking about the now-totally-canon boylove in Young Avengers, kygn said:
OOOH! I can't wait until their first on-panel kiss! *hopes*
Man...is this what N'Sync fans feel like?
Yes. Yes, it is.
So, Rin downloaded FireFox after an eternity. This solved the weird 'save everything as an untitled bitmap WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, WHOREBITCH' problem I was having.
AND NOW! A BONUS QUOTE FROM THE WORLD OF RIN!
If I start impersonating Tom Cruise in my socks and oxford- someone slap me back to earth.
What's the deal with every other porno featuring a woman with unbelievably complicated and obnoxiously uncomfortable-looking shoes having to leave them on while taking everything else off?
That can't be comfortable, and I like my wimmins comfy. Is 'shoes on' THAT big a fetish? And if so, why can't it work with Chuck Taylors or slippers instead of these Zapatos De Sade?
I just love the name “Zapatos De Sade.” Hee!
Newsguy: Read all about it...26 feet of water and still rising...totally flooded...get the news right here...Brooklyn completely underwater...thousands of people drowned...read all about it...
--34th & 7th
"If you're drunk + have made a fort by the time I get home from work, I'm going to set the rats on you. For shizzle."
- waste_of_inca, (context here)
Britney Spears announcing that she is praying for the victims of Hurricane Katrina is not news. It's a perfect example of demonstrating her holiness to the world - which is something we as Christians have been told not to do, thanks. Not to mention it just looks tacky. I mean, "LOOK AT ME! I'M PRAYING FOR PEOPLE! LOOK AT WHAT A GOOD PERSON I AM!"
And arib: I had to go and register for classes, where they expected me to pay them with money that I don't have, and it took all manner of cajoling and arguing until they were willing to wait the few weeks until I have the money to give them.
I'm not sure I want to be a social worker anymore. Being a social worker would entail helping people. I don't want to help people, I want to beat people in the face with a brick until they help me. Of course, engaging in the first part of that plan probably negates the second part.
D00d, we get LOCKS ON OUR LAB DRAWERS.
With, like, KEYS.
THAT MEANS NO ONE CAN STEAL FROM MY LAB DRAWER UNLESS I'M DUMB AND LEAVE IT OPEN.
THAT PWNS. Unless I'm dumb and leave it open.
I'm so anticipating an "I'm so dumb, I left my lab drawer open and my cold fusion got stolen" entry.
And bluesquares later adds:
...and I thought I was all special because I got an AP Chem drawer.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
I think we should kill all pandas, because they're about to sprout wings and shoulder mounted lasers.
It's not TRUE, but *I* think it's a good idea, so it's valid and you can't argue against it.
Really, that's just indefensibly stupid.
"It would've taken something bad to break the mood, and sure enough, my government delivered. Come now reports that, while NOLA is burning, our Secretary of State was passing the afternoon in New York, shoe shopping at Ferragamo's on Fifth and taking in a production of.... I hate to say it....
To everything there is a time and a season, but I don't think this is the time for anyone in this administration to go Marie Antoinette on the serfs. All I can offer to redeem my beloved musical from this curse is a reworked set of words to the signature song from the show. Set, of course, to the tune of Knights of the Round Table:
We're the Cabinet of the Clueless
We really couldn’t do less
We go to plays and spend our days
Ensuring we’re not shoeless
We surround the King of Cluelessness
He’s the ultimate Confusion-ist!
We're the Cabinet of the Clueless
It does no good to boo us
Direct your hate at those red-state
Electors who renewed us
We're proud of all our cluelessness
Even if it seems like boorishness!
The water pumps remove less
The looters try and shoot us
But it won’t hurt if Haliburton
Gets the contract to res-cue us
We work real hard at cluelessness
You’ve got three more years of this messssssss!"
After listening to the news for a while, an awful thought occurred to me.
"New game, kids: Identify That Headline! Is it Iraq, or is it New Orleans?"
I'm really sorry. But what else can you do when you see headlines like "Sniper fire halts hospital evacuation"?
-hangingfire (her first metaquote!)