Metaquotes

From cethlynn:

I was in a department store one day when I heard a mother yell at her rather rambunctious daughter:

"Ketti, stop running around screaming like a banshee with it's head cut off"!

I don't follow this community, and only joined to mention this. So I don't know if this is known already or if this post is allowed or not. But I thought some of you may like to know that metaquotes has made it into an entry in Snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/london.asp

I am pretty sure those directly quoted where contacted, but as I said I don't read this community. I just thought it was way cool that you all have an entry on Snopes now.

Yeah, I know, all I ever seem to post is meta-metas, but you guys is teh funneh. :) (At least to my twisted sense of humour.)

In the thread from this post (involving the astonishing revelation that sleep can help you function, almost as well as limitless caffeine and porn!):

tooticki: But sleep is the cousin of death. Porn is... not.

what_the_jack: No, porn is just the cousin of carpal tunnel.

akuma_neko, pondering vocal choices here.

Watching random trailers online, and the new Nickelodeon film, "Barn yard" leaves me with one question:
These cows obviously have male voices.
So...why do they all have udders?




Transgendered cows?

In this entry by noveldevice she relates the results of her cat Marlowe trying to help set the mood for watching a zombie movie:


Addendum to the Contract With Marlowe (currently under review by Marlowe's Union Representative)

The Marlowe shall not:

While his human is watching zombie movies, make strange and/or sinister noises behind her back, under the table, in the kitchen, or and especially while sitting in a position just behind and above her left ear. Forbidden noises include, but are not limited to: sudden loud meows, low growling, loud growling, chittering or chirrupping sounds, and unearthly wails.

Punishment for such offenses may include: loud shrieking, sudden pointless scrambling, being pelted with yarn, insults, being Put Downstairs.

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shanaqui expresses anger over in fanficrants over a sucky review she got:

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Best. Stipulation. EVAR.

A post quoted in its entirety from deor:

Summer thunderstorms are just Nature's way of saying,

No! You may *not* use your computer right now.
...Anyway, don't you think you should go bail out the basement instead?

Phooey.

gyr_falre is a nice Jewish boy of my acquaintance who is a little confused about certain Christian rituals.

"So I got tired of seeing all these christians holding up signs about "3:16" and I looked it up...wow.
Those people are really fucked up.
Gen 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

I mean, there are alot of passages they could comment on, but that's the one on their sign as some symbol of their faith...you goyim scare me sometimes."

QWP from the lovely radvivi:

If this song were a person...
...I would have mad, passionate, hot, filthy sex with it.


Know the feeling. =D

Mari and Jayson muse on middle names. Cut for obscene language (*swoons*) and Alexis Bledel.

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As found on razzledazzler99's latest entry:

*Aside*: If you don't think Peaches Christ is the best transexual name ever, you just are not my friend. Unless you can come up with something better...I encourage you to try.

[ronniekins77 describes the joys of sibling-sitting in this f'locked post (QWP, names edited to protect the identities of the stupid):]

C. & A. decided it would be fun to get into loads of duct tape and stick it all over themselves. Then, C. ripped it off of A., at which point she burst into tears. And the following ensued...

A: *crying*
ME: What the hell happened now?
ANOTHER SIBLING: They put on duct tape.
ME: *sigh*
A: Do - you - have - *hiccup* - scissors - to *whine* - cut it off?
ME: Scissors ain't gonna work. Now, do you want me to pull it off fast or slow?
A: SLOW!
ME: Okay...it'll probably hurt more though, but whatever. *starts to pull off slowly*
A: STOPSTOPSTOP!
ME: *rips off very quickly*
A: *SCREAMSOMGSOLOUDLY*

You'd think she'd learn her lesson. I expect this kind of behavior from C., but not A. You'd think she'd learned after the shaving-off-her-eyebrows incident and the cutting-her-own-hair incident. Geez.

More boobies from steppinrazor.

In response to this entry by me complaining about slicing bread rolls, the always splendid judge_death came up with this equally splendid comment:-

"If only there was a type of bread you didn't have to cut yourself. That would be the best thing since... umm...."

"*gets all teary and anime-wobbly-eyed. lip quivers* You mean... magical healing buttsex isn't REAL? *heartbroken WAIL!* First Santa, then the Easter Bunny, then the Tooth Fairy, and now THIS!" -- joisbishmyoga

Context? I mock your need for context.

Ah, the corruption of childhood ideals:

I am Man

Man I am

That Man-I-am!
That Man-I-am!
I do not like
that Man-I-am!

Do you like buttsex with man?

I do not like it, Man-I-am.
I do not like buttsex with man.

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(Thank you as ever, Scans_Daily...)

specialagentm: Of course, if Power Girl turns out to be some sort of Kryptonian (or genetically compatible variant thereof) who is not a blood relative or Hypertime-relative, she'd be a good choice for a surrogate mother for Clark and Lois in the current DCU!
...good lord, she'd make a hell of a wet nurse too, wouldn't she?

vzg: "The baby...won't...let...go!"

sistermoony did something worse than drunk dial: She drunk posted. Twice. This is the first post, in it's entirety...

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BZednoe. Ver drunk.

Wow1 I nfko nslla dmnmedola and Sandra adidn ngka I lover gher.

U*ay.

I read this back to her, and she (drunkedly) decided to post an explanation...

WGu

nvi asmlodloe drunimn i am ; foe i8 is duinr.

Wow.

EDIT: There will be prizes for anyone who can pronounce all those words.

Also, please note sistermoony is not dumb as hell. She was just drunk as hell.