describes the joys of sibling-sitting in this f'locked post
(QWP, names edited to protect the identities of the stupid):]
C. & A. decided it would be fun to get into loads of duct tape and stick it all over themselves. Then, C. ripped it off of A., at which point she burst into tears. And the following ensued...
ME: What the hell happened now?
ANOTHER SIBLING: They put on duct tape.
A: Do - you - have - *hiccup* - scissors - to *whine* - cut it off?
ME: Scissors ain't gonna work. Now, do you want me to pull it off fast or slow?
ME: Okay...it'll probably hurt more though, but whatever. *starts to pull off slowly*
ME: *rips off very quickly*
You'd think she'd learn her lesson. I expect this kind of behavior from C., but not A. You'd think she'd learned after the shaving-off-her-eyebrows incident and the cutting-her-own-hair incident. Geez.