Someone, who wishes to remain nameless, started a journal about her incompetent fellow nurse whom they like to call Napolean. This is in regards to the similar random behavior and lack of social skills, much like the character Napolean Dynamite. The journal is filled with little anecdote and phrases uttered by nursenapolean ...such as this:
LB is telling us that she has to shave every single day, commenting that she has an unusually large amount of leg hair. She says (using the widely accepted premise that men are hairier than women), "If I were a man, I'd have back and chest hair."
Napolean says in response, "If I were a man, I'd have no hair."
how very, very random.