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These fine gems come from a post by eimran about her day at work and the idiot customers she has put up with.

http://www.livejournal.com/~eimran/958242.html

Today was punctuated by assholes. Not since reading Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions have I seen more blatant images of puckered and smelly atrocities...

...I yelled at this man. Not in a SCREAMY SORT OF BELLOWING manner... no. I reprimanded him as one would a dog for peeing on the floor. ...

...This little gem comes straight from the bull's bowels, really. I remember the man, I remember the day. I may have written about this total rubbery-fleshed cock-monger. ...

Oh just go read the whole post, it's great.

Quoted from funfairiegirl's LJ:

"I kinda feel like I have swallowed a porcupine and that said porcupine was covered in cold liver oil. I mean, seriously, this dry mouth side effect is terrible. I imagine this is what it feels like to be a cotton-mouth - you know the most irratible of the southern snakes. I think they are angry cause their mouths are dry. Poor things."

from this post in my lj in which i rant about r-kelly's IN-FUCKING-SANE video for "Trapped In The Closet", xlickthespark said this:

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name where my icon is from and you will win shiny.

Whilst musing on the recent evolution vs intelligent design debate, the rather wonderful heavenscalyx shares her view of deity:

"I suppose I like to think of my deity as 1 part mad scientist, 1 part artist, and 98 parts stoner/acid-dropper who likes to sit back and watch the nifty psychedelic fireworks zie just put into motion, saying, "Cooooooool," a lot."

From this post in ladylisse's journal.

I think my brains gonna go boom if I have to take anymore of this. I say we start a petition- Harry has to die a virgin. It must be clearly stated at the end of Book 7. Or if JK wants, she can go back to the first book and refer to him as "The Boy Who Will Die A Virgin".
--twister10

That's ok, if I ever find a girl, I plan to make all of my readers diabetic from the sweetness of my journal too. :P

—drderanged, commenting here.

From funfairiegirl

Why is it that the things I want my taxes to go toward are never ever going to happen? For instance, I would like them to dome the city and make it climate controlled. Now, this is practical for a number of reasons. 1) it keeps the harmful rays away from sensitive skin. 2) We could then set up a filtration system to filter the air before it escapes from the dome. 3) No icky weather to screw up traffic. 4) It wouldn't be so blasted hot in the summer and so freaking cold in the winter.

On top of these benefits, we would also have the ability to keep out people we don't like and bands of vikings

In a post about Intelligent Design on my LJ and my desire to leave the States because of it, maeritrae extends an invitation:

Two people on my f'list posted [link irrelevant to this metaquote] in the past few days, and I don't think you were one of them.

Come to Ireland, we've just gotten into this new fangled "evolution" thing and it's really taking off.

A small thread of comments spawned by a Something Positive strip recently. No explanation needed, though you'll probably want to read the strip in question first.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/someposifeed/169544.html?thread=4096584#t4096584

majorenglishesq wrote:

"aching, really, to rejoin a world where both sides of every POV are drawn out kicking and screaming, straightened, dusted off, bulleted, printed out on fine white paper and SLAMMED to pulp by their interpreters."

I like this image.

copperbadge on typos, here.

I think my new favouritest typo of all time is "Statue of limitations".

I imagine it sort of like a statue of the Muses -- Epic Poetry, Music, Dance, and Limitations. She's the tall one with the square emo glasses on, and she's stopping the others from doing anything fun.

Why runcible defriended someone:

I mean ... I just ... sometimes I like the journals I read to make sense and yours pointedly had the coherency of a drunk bat in a washing machine.

Link here

becauseimagirl comments on a strange IM I recieved last night, which ended in the person insulting me...

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"bye bitch u ugly mo fo" made me laugh.
It's like they issued themselves a challenge: "How many insulting things can I say in 6 words or less, with as short amount of characters as possible?! Must hurry!!!"

In this post (which is quoted here in its entirety), bopeepsheep, the mother of a toddler, shares:

Things I Never Thought I'd Say part 763

"For the purposes of this conversation, puppies are bees."

Another quote from drderanged, here.

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dolfairy173 has some fun with her recently aquired VCR

My inner Gothic-Emo child is craving a trip to Hot Topic!

I found it funny :D

Over in bad_sex, scarlettcross has an interesting tale that leads to...

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...Well, I was amused at any rate. :D

After the umpteenth HBP wank over at Fandom Wank some classic comments:

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I think the bats are running out of batshit now...

~ chikane ~

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The overwhelming realization I'm coming away with is that children shouldn't be allowed to read the Harry Potter books.

Er ... wait a minute...

~ castellated ~

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