Hooray for my first post! I’ve been a member for a while, but I never saw meta-worthy quotes until today.
post by hamtramckkid
about a Serb who rampaged in a tax office, there is this very amusing end: Police arrested Miladinovic, whom neighbors described as a hard worker who never made trouble. Witnesses said he even paid for parking his car in front of the tax office before the rampage.
And also, in a completely separate issue, mathwhiz78
gives us this funny conversation:MathWhiz78: so, wanna have wild mad hot passionate steamy monkey sex?
other person: Oh my, right here and now? ^___6
MathWhiz78: Well, how soon can you be here, actually? It's so much nicer in person!
other person: uhm
other person: 12 hours, once I get a ride?
other person: XP
MathWhiz78: If the ride's hot, I say let 'em join!!
other person: ...
other person: only ride I can get is my MOM, dude. Nottt coooooool...
other person: *shudder*
MathWhiz78: lol, sorry, sorry
MathWhiz78: i figured maybe you had a friend
other person: I need to bleach my mind....