We are LEAVING THE FANDOM. (At least for the afternoon, cause we're pretty tired.) And we're taking the silver, the good china, our bear Mr Tuggles, and a couple beers.
Goodbye, Good Ship Violent PotterDeath! You shall always sail on the sparkling cerulean ocean of our imagination. *HUGS* to everyone who feels the same as we do. We are with you in spirit always, as we ascend to a new plane of existence, aka our new fandom, super-explicit Boy Meets World slash.
The whole manifesto is worth a read.
In response to a customers_suck post, where someone related a freudian slip: "A - Okay, so here's your gay pass. I mean, gate pass. GATE. GATE pass.
flyingtuck made this comment:
Actually had something like that happen once when I was on vacation with a guy I was dating. He took offense. I broke down laughing at the counter and saying "See? I told you you were an obvious queer!"
...I slept in the car that night.
TRUCK GUY: [yelling, as obnoxious as possible] Ride on the sidewalk!
MARLO: It's illegal!
TRUCK GUY: [wasn't expecting that, still yelling] I -- I didn't know that!
Marlo, 1. Motorist, 0.
--from the journal of marlo, bon vivant and commuter.
If we can ride this heatwave through the middle of September, and I'm careful about bundling up, there's a chance that I may still have my wings when October rolls around. I want wings at OVFF. All my nice shirts have slits in the backs, and since we're fitting my dresses now, they're going to have them, too. I want to not be walking around like an idiot, displaying my 'I just lost my wings' scabs through the holes in the backs of my shirt. Plus, my wings are way pretty this year, and a girl wants to look her best when she's becoming Mistress of All Toast.
And no, she won't share the drugs.
"I find it fascinating (and disturbing) that so many guys I know feel that it's hard work to even talk to a girl....and even equally fascinating that they blame this one the girl. How is it a girl's fault that you have self confidence issues? Also, as I said, any girl who's going to make you work for her affections simply isn't worth it. A girl should care for you based on who you are, not what you're willing to do to get them. Trial and error, gentlemen, trial and error. And girls have to go through shit like this, too, you know...I don't care if me saying this pisses any of you off, but, christ, get over yourselves, stop blaming your insecuries, poor luck, and lack of patience on the female population. Good girls who don't completely shit on you (um, well, unless you're into that sort of thing) exist, but you're going to be so busy comiserating and bitching that you'll completely miss them."
Not cut for scrotums. Scroti? o.O *failed Latin*
It is a piece of skin
It holds your testes in
So you can tote 'em
So go thank your scrotum
I got my replacement iPod yesterday afer being Podless for over 2 weeks. Its like the hand of God pulled me from hell and sat me on the highest cloud of YAY!
It made me giggle. :)
There seems to be a schism between reality and what I really want to do. I hate it when that happens.
Perhaps if what I really wanted was to do my taxes or balance my checkbook, something exciting would happen to me. Although with my luck, "something exciting" would be a legion of flying monkeys attacking me on the way to work. Hmph.
Aiming right for the heart of the matter, spoonerpsu makes a suggestion as to what to call them, instead:
I propose simply "Just Laugh Whenever Your Girlfriend Does and You Might Get Laid" movies.
Oh, Hollywood. Sometimes, you make me so happy that I'm gay.
From an old entry in ekwy 's livejournal...
The weather is weird.
Sun: *looks out for a minute* So, what's going on, eh?
Clouds: I hide you!
Birds: *sings in confusion*
Snowflakes: La la la... *falls gently*
Wind: Lazy snowflakes! Fall damn you!
Snowflakes: Shit! Sorry! KAMIKAZE!!!
Sun: Here I am! Did you miss me?
And I thought English weather was bad. The girl lives in Sweden!
"It's the new Serenity trailer. Fans are salivating. The least you can do is use the proper aspect ratio. Mal and company look all stretchy. And, dude, it's so obvious you ported the damn thing from Quicktime.
Don't screw up again or I will grafitti the Stargate." -- jetpack_monkey