AxleBlaze666 (12:46:13 AM): We only have the slave and Morris can see just fine!
In a gratuitous fake family post here.
You like to say how we're forcing our morality on you, that you're not allowed to be anything other than pro-choice, pro gay marriage, pro whatever your narrow little religious world view says you shouldn't be. Because your god says that these things are wrong. I won't even go into the insanity of taking the words of ambitious, power hungry humans as the rote word of God. So, fine... you can't stand being forced to be any of these things. But let's take the inverse for a second and I dare you to think how you would feel in these situations.
Why do you never see things like, "His eyes were like pools of hydrochloric acid, burning grotesque holes into his face?" No. They're always calm, beautiful pools.
Three of us, walk into the front door of the restaurant in full turn out gear, air packs, and various implements of destruction (fire ax, sledge hammer, etc.).
I say to the hostess "Fire Department, party of three, smoking section."
"Are you guys strippers?", she replied.
Steve says, "We got a call for a smell of smoke in the building?"
She says, "No, really, are you guys going to strip?"
The manager sees us and leads us to another part of the restaurant describing the smoke. The girl follows us around the dining room and kitchen for several more minutes -- to be close to us in case we really were strippers.
Examples: "Stay Alive" ..."for fornication"
"withhold sex"..."stay with me"..."until I come"
Sometimes static is worth it.
Full context here.
I've experienced some of these bleed-overs first-hand. Nothing like hearing Rod Stewart fade in and out of a hellfire-and-brimstone sermon. =)
banshee talks about attending a college orientation as a returning student:
"Then we sat down and introduced ourselves. Hi, I'm Tyffaneeie, and I was in preschool in 1991! I've never been outside New York State, and I love, uh, hanging out with friends...and stuff! And chilling!
When I announced that I was 33 the whole group spun around and stared like I had just pulled John Denver out of my ass and started belting out 'Rocky Mountain High'.
Oh, snap! You old!"
From bjam1402 :
"Have you ever wondered what I'd look like after we had a one night stand of passionate love making with many strange vegetables and music and positions and exchanges of many bodily fluids?"
I do love the way this girl puts things....