The lovely indigoskynet
in this postOperetta Carbonatica:
What Must Have Happened:
In the back seat of Indigo's car, the temperature climbs beyond hot to
really hot to pretty damn hot to unbearable. At least, for the dozen pepsi
cans in the fridge pack. It says fridge pack. They were meant for cold
temperatures. And this heat.
It's killing them.Pepsi One Can #5
[DiCaprio Voice] P-Promise me...promise me you'll
survive even if the heat takes me!
[Leonardo Pepsi One evaporates without ever popping his top.]Pepsi One Can #6
: [Kate Winslet voice] N-Not this time. I ...I have
to let go.
[Kate Pepsi one Can evaporates without ever popping her top]Pepsi One Can #5
[Marlon Pepsi One Can blows his top, blasting through the cardboard and
jettisoning across the backseat into the driver's side rear door of the Big
: [put upon sigh]Pepsi Can #3
: [John Rambo Voice] You not gonna follow like these
loosahs, are yah?Pepsi Can #2
: [John McClane Voice] Hell, no! I had to deal with worse
heat than this in LA! Yippie-kai yai, Mother fscker!Pepsi Can #1
: [Terminator Voice] No problemo.Pepsi Can #7
: [Ripley Voice] It's gonna be okay.Pepsi Can: #8
: [Leeloo Voice] Is no problem.Pepsi Can #9
: [Trinity Voice]: Bad for us.Pepsi Can #10
: [Morpheus Voice] I do not see three of our fellows
exploded. I see providence. Three cans. Three evaporations.Pepsi Can #11
: [Space Marine Voice] That's it! Game over! We're all
gonna DIE, man!Pepsi Can #12
: [Buffy Voice] 'Scuse me, drama much?