"The other day, Peter and I were on a train where with this obviously clueless family from rural Illinois started to make conversation with us. I was trying to think of something I could talk about, so I told them I loved their new Senator. They asked me who it was. I told them: Barack Obama. The man rolled his eyes and clicked his crooked teeth. "Oh. You're Liberals. Liberals are morons."
When I finally stopped laughing, I reminded him that this liberal from New Jersey had to tell him who his Senator was." easter