"It all worked out for the best, though, when the Chinese non-vocal indication for `thank you' turned out to involve actual, physical bowing and scraping, with hands-clasped prayer-like worshipping gestures. For thirty glorious seconds I had actual, live minions (admittedly, one of them was still disturbingly naked). Better than any tip. (Oh, shit, that sounds bad in context.)"
Full entry is very funny.