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ruby_fruit's pets are weird:
Saddest thing ever: a cat trying to induce the 'power' light on a PlayStation to play with it.
Awwwwwwww.
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ruby_fruit's pets are weird:
Saddest thing ever: a cat trying to induce the 'power' light on a PlayStation to play with it.
Awwwwwwww.
In customers_suck yesterday, I witnessed the following exchange, gave a hearty guffaw, and so I come to metaquote!
satanicmantis: that whole big/bigger/biggest size system irritates me. What's wrong with just small/medium/large?
jaseroque: Freaking CIGARETTES are the worst. Mild. Ultra mild. Super mild. Mega mild. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, what if I ever want to start smoking and want to smoke really weak cigarettes? How will I know?
Dear The World:
It's bad enough that I find name smushing all over fandom now (thankfully, very little in House, aside from the very unfortunate incidence of Chaseman), Real World news places should not do it. Okay, so Bennifer was oddly cute, in a far-too-cutesy way. Brangelina (from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) sounds like something that attacks and eats Tokyo. Either that or a new, sexy fiber-rich cereal.
Sincerely,
The Society for the Prevention of Making Me Crazy
From kit_ping , with permission, because every teacher I know feels like this at this time of year.
I don't think Roger Waters really understood that, on occasion, the presence of dark sarcasm in the classroom is all that keeps the little buggers from being throttled.
unedited discusses the rules of her new vampire game, which is all about poking fun at games like "teh darkness of teh ded soles" and junk. I keep hearing a chirpy narrator, not unlike those irritating weight loss commercials.
The second step of the Confessional is to replace your usual blood intake with a substitute. Miss Marvel has a wonderful powder that can be mixed into most drinks in order to create a sort of surrogate to tide over the blood-drinking habit. Remember: the wolf and the lamb can never be friends, but the wolf who has learned to enjoy tofurkey instead of lambchops can be friends with everyone.