May 31st, 2005

Life.

"Justin-Timberlake-wannabe FRAT boy."

jodimus gets a call from his agent out of the blue...

"Basically the story is about two college documentarians follow a comedian on a road trip across Canada...or America. Unfortunately, I don't get to audition for the 'Comedian' part, instead....I get the "Frat boy"....a Justin-Timberlake-wannabe FRAT boy......That's just great! Now not only do I feel nervous and excited, I also get to feel gross too."
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swole bunny man

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brown_betty gets spam from some people whose names would do Eddie Izzard and Engelbert Humperdinck proud:

Also, how are there enough stupid people in the world to make spam a productive scam?

I just got spam from Herbert Tacket. Herbert Tacket. Seriously. Was he going to sell me snake oil? One horse, slightly used? A very good deal on an RV? What made them think: "Herbert Tacket, now there's a name that inspires trust, and a desire to buy aphrodisiacs and quality porn"? Who thinks, "well, I don't remember corresponding with a Herbert Tacket, but the name sounds mighty familiar. I guess I'll click"?

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This is calichan discussing the Revenge of the Sith novelization and how many homoerotic moments between Obi-Wan and Anakin it has and quoting from the book itself in this post.

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Edit: Changed the lj-cut quote from the Anakin's butt part to the angsty stuff Obi-Wan is thinking. XD
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When logic fails...

How best to deal with an ice bucket?!?! thief

As said by jadedandfixated over there in customers_suck:
Thievin' Lady: TL
Me: ME

TL: ..What is it? What do you want?
Me: Would you like me to return that ice bucket for you, ma'am? I work with room service.
TL: .....That's my bucket, no.
Me: ..Is it? Where did you get it? I didn't know we sold them.
TL: It was a gift. It's not a *CASINO NAME* bucket.
Me: You got a bucket as a present? It says *CASINO NAME* on the side.
TL: It's not yours.
Me: Yes it is, ma'am. Please return it.
TL: No it's not.
Me: Yes it is.
TL: No it's not.
Me: Yes it is.
TL: No it's not. It's my bucket.
Me: *blinkblinkblink* ..........It's name is Steve. It has a wife and children.
TL: .............................What?
Me: How will I tell them?
TL: *WTFlook*
Me: Would you like me to return that ice bucket for you, ma'am? I work with room service.
TL: ..O-okay.


Original post found here
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literate academic with teeth

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angharad explains to me the difference between hedgehogs and porcupines (after a roadkill incident we won't go into):

Okay, porcupines are bigger, mostly.
They're darker, mostly.
Their spikes are longer and the spikes can lie down on their backs, kinda.
And, this is the cool bit: they climb trees!

Also, if you kept both as pets, you'd find that only the hedgies had the Action Barfing superpower.
britta guns - shelightsupwell

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They're building an FCUK store at the mall. The temporary facade they have up says Summer is Love on it. And every single time I walk past, it makes me double-take because there's no little rainbowy thing above it.

- ironychan
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