May 22nd, 2005

Squee Kitty


sages_of_chaos. Yeah. Crazy place. All sorts of RP insanity. But, over in this thread, we have an out-of-character comment by the_brat_sister

Beware the Fangirl, my son; the mouth that squees, the glomps that trap...

And if you don't get it, you should be ashamed of yourself a remedy your lack of knowledge promptly

If you do get it, you get a cookie. And a very sexy recital of it as well.
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Internet ridiculous

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Posted by ookami_no_ai in a locked post, QWP:

Me: Supposibly 1 out of 3 girls masturbate.
L: Well...that's you and me...A?
A: Yo?
L: Don't answer you masturbate?
A: No...0o;
Me: Ok...G, do you?
G: ...what is it?
L: You know...touching yourself.
G: Oh yeah, dunno what's wrong with it. I mean, you can get cancer at anytime so it would be good to check frequently.
L and Me:...... ROFLOAO

(Edited slightly for spelling)
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On Bible Fanfic

A recent entry in the community marysues marysues sported this gem:

Braingomelty. Someone please tell me I'm just confused and there really WAS a man named Adrian in the Bible....ohgod.

Whole post found here, with comments on even more horrific biblefic:

I've seen Judas/Jesus slash before, but this trumps that, I reckon.

EDIT: Darn, I've just been informed that post is locked... I obviously didn't notice. However I had permission to quote it... meh. Sorry to the people who can't be bothered joining marysues :(

Tasteful, Yet Frugal

In a comment to one of her own posts, ladyvalancy discusses the pros and cons of buying a bed. Cheap or expensive? Chic or comfy? The ultimate questions.

To be honest, the only reason I'm having a bed at all is social stigma - I wanted to get a pallet (I used to live in Japan), but then imagined trying to seduce someone into it.

Val: Really, it's very comfortable. and I can put it away during the day so I can fully utilize the room!

Seductee: My God, you're cheap.

Val: No! Really! Those are 400-count sheets!

Seductee: Hmph.

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setissma is giving her new dog a bath for the first time. Pigdog is....not very bright.

Now, Pigdog was metaphorically all smiles once she got out of the bath. She even went so far as to do the towel dance of joy, which involves stepping on my feet a lot while trying to get me to dry her off. As I was drying her off, the phone rang. We're trying to sell a car, so when the phone rings around here, you run for it. I tossed the towel over her head, because the other dogs find this trick quite entertaining, and will engage in leaping dances of wriggling doggy glee when I do it. Then I, being an awful person, sort of forgot about picking up the towel.

I came back about twenty minutes later, after moving landscape timbers, and - you guessed it. There was Pigdog. Standing right where I'd left her.

With the towel still on her head.
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I seriously doubt Jesus said "take this, all of you, and eat it, even if it makes you physically ill. It's my body, dammit! Don't you LOVE my body? Are you REJECTING my body? Are you saying I should *change* my body just to make you feel better about yourself? Are you saying my body makes you sick? It's because I lost all that weight in the desert, isn't it? ISN'T IT? First I was too fat for you, now I'm too scrawny? Fuck you! Fuck you all! I'll just take my immortality and go home and you can burn in hell for all eternity now. Bah!" -- suzycat
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Toilet talk with joshualore, here:

There is a strange noise coming from my bathroom.

So I am in there cleaning my ears with q-tips and I keep hearing this sound like a thump from water dripping, but it was a very deep booming sound, yet faint. I checked the faucet. No water. Checked the shower, nothing. Then I put my ear towards the back of the comode and sure enough the sound is there. I don't know exactly how to feel about this. Here I am, minding my own business, and my toilet decides it wants to play a game of Jumanji.

If rhinos or other stampede-like animals wake me up tonight by thrashing my room, I am going to be very pissed off. I would think that if a toilet is playing the game, the stampede would at least have charging pots, pans, brooms, and other Collapse ) like you would see in Fantasia.
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spleeny, here (post contains spoilers), talking about what Obi-Wan must've been doing between RotS and ANH to age that much:

Don't forget the booze. The tons and tons of booze. The booze so strong that one time Zaphod Beeblebrox walked into the Mos Eisley Cantina, took a whiff of Obi-Wan's drink, and backed off saying, "Whoa, man. Whoa. That's just freaky. Whoa."