May 20th, 2005

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My good friend highverbalfan's take on Episode III.
I know we're sick of Star Wars quotes but this is funny, I promise.


I really hope that George adequately reimbursed the eleven-year-old girl who wrote all of Anakin and Padme's dialogue; I'm thinking though that he probably just paid her off with a case of scented glitter pens and Hello Kitty stationery. Here's a representative sample of her work:

Anakin: You are SO beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm SO in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm SO in love with YOU.

Me: I just SO threw up in my mouth.
Padme: So...does that mean that love has blinded you?
Me: WHO TALKS LIKE THIS?



The whole entry is funny. Go read it.
agent may is unimpressed

My only Sithly contribution

mice has a "spoiler" about the big movie that opened this week:

Apparently, when you are very pregnant in a galaxy far, far away, your breasts expect your children to be lactose intolerent and grow no more than a b-cup.

My question is: how do we even know they're human? ^_^
[c] hark! a vagrant! - eat a dick
  • renne

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shadesofbrixton takes umbrage to people on her flist spoiling her favourite show:

JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK EVERYONE IN THE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS THE SPOILER, DOESN'T MEAN THEY DO, OKAY? SO STOP FUCKING PUTTING IT IN YOUR SUBJECT HEADING BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I WAS SPOILER FREE FOR THESE EPISODES, AND YOU ALL FUCKING RUINED IT FOR ME, AND NOW I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING HEADS. THAT SAID: HOWEVER OBVIOUS YOU THINK A SPOILER IS FOR THE FINALE, IF YOU SPOIL ME, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CREATE VOODOO DOLLS IN YOUR IMAGE AND MAKE YOUR PANCREAS EXPLODE WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST TINGE OF GUILT SO HELP ME JESUS.

- locked post, quoted with permission
Faaaaabulous

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Quoted, with real, live in person permission, in this thread by sileya


You now it's been too long since you ate at home when the Italian you brought home last weekend is iffy because you can't tell if the cream pesto sauce is the right color of green.
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Bobo

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In copperbadge's thread asking "WTF is that commercial?!?" (which turns out to be Kate Winslet listing her movie roles for AmEx), the following comment exchange takes place:

a_is_for_amy: Kate Winslett could run up and kick me in the arse, and I would have no idea who she was.... not very effective marketing, as far as I'm concerned.
copperbadge: Yeah. Not at all. For a while I thought it was for some new TV show, then I thought maybe it was a PSA about helping the mentally ill....
a_is_for_amy: Or she saved some money by switching to Geico!


All the comments are pretty entertaining, actually.
Punkelf

Yes, another one, I'm really very sorry

And speaking of commericals it seems like everyone and their grandmother are hawking cheap Starwars toys. Buy this cereal and get a spoons that glow in the dark. Buy a hamburger and get a crappy starwars toy. Buy this funeral policy and get a real live Jedi to oversee your burial ceremony. Actually that last one would be pretty cool. zevy, here
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lookit me, posting for the first time...

from rowena_zane in this entry...

I had a dream that was not about the musical, the other night. It was longer and more drawn-out, but all I remember is that Jesus came back to earth and Kevin Smith decided that was the perfect time to make another Jesus movie. Jesus agreed. Kevin Smith says, "Well, would you be upset if I asked you to wear this pirate shirt? See, this is a comedy." The shirt was white with a black skull-and-cross-bones and an eyepatch. Above that it said, "YARR!"

And Jesus said, "Dude, I love pirates!"


well *I* laughed....
MOUSTACHE!

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So my buddy nellorat, like me, owns pet rats. In this entry on her journal, a discussion was going on about a new rodent that was discovered cooked and on a skewer in a street market in Laos. Then she said the following:

Our rats said they were moving to Laos, where all rodents are served peanuts. We told them that it was actually "served with peanuts," and they said "nevermind." Smart=mouthed rats. I wonder where they get it from? ;-)
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Starry Night

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I hate it when the men in my life know my menstral cycle better than I do. As I was informed by at least 3 of them this week that I've been all weepy because I'm close to my period. But I love how they preface this statement with, "I don't wanna sound like prick, but...you're close to your period. Maybe that's why you're acting this way."


said mystryloca in a much longer post.
Absurdities
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Never a dull moment...AND--BONUS!: It's not about Star Wars...

My friend resonance83's good for all kinds of updates. My favorites are his news links with commentary. Today's gem sparked the following:

US anger at Saddam underwear shot

"The US military says it is investigating "aggressively" after a picture appeared in a British paper showing Saddam Hussein half naked."

What the US military seems to forget is that this is hilarious.
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Zombie rights
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Israeli humor, oy.

Someone built a wall between adam_is_klingon's village and the nearest town. He is not well pleased.


I missed out when they tore down the berlin wall,
so i'm gonna have my very own berlin wall destruction party,
with friends
and a boombox spitting out heavy metal.

hammers, grafiiti...

man, it's gonna be fun.

i'm already enjoying the many perks of living behind a wall, such as complaining that we don't have money for jeans here, and that all the cars on our side are pre-war models, and all that.
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porn

'Sith' Hits The Box Office Fan

defamer_atom knows who's behind it all--georges_neck:
Variety reports that Revenge of the Sith did $50 million in its first day of release, putting box office paddle to the green ass of the Shrek 2's single-day record ($44.8 mil). Sith further proved that Hayden Christen's look of crippling constipation can trump even Keanu Reeve's monosyllabic flavor of colon-blockage, toppling The Matrix Reloaded's opening day record of $42.5 million. To celebrate this early victory, George Lucas announced he's clearing a 100-acre swath of the SkyWalker ranch, where his neck-wattle can roam free while devising its first post-Star Wars project.
really evil grin

A few days at Grimmauld Place

So, lizblackdog is going on about the hideous cleansing required while she spends a few days catsitting for her mum
Apparently, it's pretty bad:
Honestly, you wouldn't believe it if you didn't see it. It doesn't need a cleaner, it needs a f******g blowtorch and a wrecking ball. It's scary. I spent nine months living in an abandoned, burnt-out hotel once, with an itinerant collection of homeless junkies, whores, alkies and four dogs, and I swear to Dog even that wasn't as bad.

The rest of the post, without *'s, is found here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/lizblackdog/112038.html
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graffiti crow

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"If I was queen of the universe, I would clone Bush, then make his genetic duplicates fight to the death in an elaborately constructed Thunderdome-type arena. Or I'd let them loose to run free through my personal estate so that I could hunt them down and eat them when the mood so takes me." ~ eust0chium, here