Metaquotes

gal_montag said on this metaquotes post:

And now that you know how I wash my girly bits, um, how's your dog?

I found it funny.

A finger scanner? Because passwords are so hard. I don't like how it won't work if you sever your finger. Cos seriously, when someone severs their finger, the first thing they do is run to their ThinkPad and try to use the severed digit to put in a password. It's the first thing you do.

-- pigeonoverlord, here.

This one is from the pen... err, okay, fronm the PhonePost by commodorified

“Dear Skud,

If you think this means I'm on the hook for a Crocodile Dundee Regency era alternate universe, you are wrong.”

QWP.

justajoyfulgirl, in a post from audiography:

Bodeans - Closer to Free. Oh shut up, you know this song. And you love it too. And you sing along with the "everybody one/ everybody two/ everybody freeeeeee".

mihatenu_juri has an eloquent way of explaining her new bruise.

I have stairs,
At the bottom they have tiles,
I have an elbow and a leg.
My balance doesnt like the stairs,
My elbow and leg dont like the tiles.




::feels silly::

My thigh is experimenting with purple body art, and my elbow is screaming at me.
TT

OUCH.

A comment in customers_suck regarding somebody who didn't want to give "personal information" as a security question/answer:

Good grief. It doesn't even have to be private information if you are setting up your own personal security question/answer.
If they are asking for your mothers maiden name, you do not have to give the correct answer as long as it's something you remember:

Security Question: What is my mother's maiden name?

Security Answer: DIEdieDIE666IHATEYOUMOM111


(I'm sorry, Mom. I don't hate you.)

(comment originally posted by tinybirds

moon_custafer, on an article about how new findings in the Oxyrhynchus papyrii state the Number of the Beast may be 616, not 666...

616 - the sale price of the Beast?

It's going to be creepy tonight, walking home from my Shakespeare class. That was a creepy walk just across and a little off campus, but now we have added in the realm of decrepit buildings and rebel hobos! I wish I had mace. Or a mace; really, I'm not choosy.

--said spinooti

Referencing a scene in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Movie, dslartoo makes a Spider Robinson reference, "I rolled my eyes so hard they came up snake-eyes."

AKA "I need to remember to set the community to metaquotes before I hit post".
ON TO THE QUOTAGE:

"Here's a porn-star
There's a porn-star
And another little porn-star
Fuzzy porn-star
Funny porn-star
Porn-star, porn-star cop."

-- magicalcow in a comment on bad_rpers_suck where the same spambot showed up today.

The super bites_the_sun, starring in yet another hilarious metaquotes flame-fest:

"Well, that's the problem with this comm. Things get taken out of context."

After saying that I had no idea who Daniel was because my religious education wasn't conducted entirely in English, asilvertear tells me his story here.

 
King: ZOMMeDANIELISTEHCOOL
King's Advisers: ZOMKingJEALOUS1one!
King: *bans praying to anyone but him*
Daniel: *prays to God and not the King*
King's Advisers: ZOMKSOTELLINGONYOU
Daniel: *is faithful*
King: *condemns Daniel*
Daniel: *is thrown to the lions*
King: *is sad*
Daniel: *prays*
God: *godmodes and saves Daniel*
King's Advisers: *have lots of hot steamy sex*

F-locked, QWP:

althea is railing against women who blindly follow instead of trying to think for themselves...

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I made this for the Firefox 50 million downloads contest. More information on the creation of the hat can be found here, including a link to the chart and how I dyed the yarn in the dorm microwave because I'm a freak.

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-- thepresident in knitting, here.

Now, it's probably at least partially because I'm absolutely terrified of the technique that's used to do that kind of design that I'm sitting here in awe, but there's also the fact that the last clause of the description made me giggle (:

[ ... I *hope* this is appropriate; if not, yell at me and I'll delete. ]

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You know, if everyone at metaquotes actually did this, we could buy him Canada.

From duia's post about buying Biblical plates, but not being able to find one of Jesus on the Cross.

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lesleykajira, in THE META CHAIN OF DOOOOOOOOOM:

You are careless, young Padawan, and meddle in forces you cannot come to comprehend.

However, though i hold with cult-like belief to my prediction of the end of the world, i am unafraid. You and your kind will be thwarted! As you may see, the forces of good gather around me and comment most drolly and with only faltering attempts at wit! You will have NO meta-meta-meta-meta! And even, even, if some salacious person manages to present you with such material, there can not be another like it!

Bwahahahahahahah! (Oh wait, i'm the good guy)

haHA!

Bean...you have hurt my mind in wasy it was not meant to be hurt...

Keep up the good work.

~__nessarose__ in hopelikefever's post Here, in reply to sommat that got deleted. :D

In response to this post.

Extreme feminists go snowboarding and drink Mountain Dew and bake fabulous pies. They also chop the heads off people who spam LJ communities looking for homework help.

Word of caution:

If you're gonna flirt with a lady all weekend, and then email her, make sure you address the right lady in your greeting!!!

(Wisdom courtesy of fairerhiannon)

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From a locked post in shellies's journal, edited for name, posted with permission:


dear 655 words of fic i just wrote,

YOU AREN'T MY AMERICAN LIT PAPER WTF.

i love you anyway.

love, shanalle