First time posting of quotage *waves and smiles*
The ever so delightful rex_dart says this about Episode 3...
I am, however, still angry that Lando has not made it into any of the prequels. I mean, dude, he's Lando. He deserves to turn out to be some sort of immortal deity that single-handedly saves Yoda from certain peril and whisks him away to safety on Dagobah.
The rest can be found here and just must be read :-)
Saving my life only to ruin it makes no sense from either a financial or moral standpoint.
Reminds me of that awful Jack Chick comic where a girl was invited to join a coven upon reaching 8th level in a D&D game. I was terribly disappointed since I started playing D&D in 1979 and never once was invited to do more than go in on a pizza delivery....
"Like what the fuck can I do with my rebel without a cause personality? herhm..... Go to a Hot Topic buy a bunch of hair products, clothes and a bunch of other overpriced items,color my hair red and stand in front of a GAP and talk about how much I hate it....? Oh wait...GAP is the same company that owns Hot Topic! NEVERMIND!!!!"
Properly chastised, Dad says, "My daughter's just reminded me of something. We raised her to be a human being." Well, God, I hope so. Could you imagine if they'd raised her to be a llama? Sure, there'd be spit everywhere, but think of all the sweaters!
Read the whole post here:
if everyone was on the exact same interlectual leavel, then we'd all be the same. there'd be no use for further education, talking, storys or livejournal comunities
I'd comment on the several layers of innate irony in such a statement, but words fail.
I think that constant misspellings of Voldemort are as bad as Voldie.
"I shall defeat you, Voldermart!" -- chocolatepot
Welcome to Voldermart, where all of the Death Eaters shop! Our Blue Light Special is two Dark Marks for 50 pounds... -- _geekie_
From faithsdemon in this post.
So I tried on my graduation gown thingy...it's like shiny, blinding white. I've got cap/gown pictures tomorrow.
...but yeah. Shrugged it on, and was suddenly seized by the undeniable and completely overwhelming urge-
To sing some gospel and shuffle side to side.
So I did.
Ahh, the symbolism! Do you not weep at the depth and meaning of this? For she is in White and he is in Black. Ahhh, the mystery, the sophistication of it! No wonder she gave the kids away. Can you imagine explaining the wedding photos? "Mommy, where is Daddy and why is he wearing a mullet?" "Oh, honey, Daddy is away destroying the Universe, but I have no excuse for the mullet."
BTW: synopsis of my SAT essay.
"You should not follow the crowd. Don't let the majority tell you what to do. Think for yourself. Like Abraham Lincoln! Lincoln is cool. He did lots of things. He thought for himself."
niarbehtnozyob on that annoying "pretty khaki" commercial & Sarah Jessica Parker:
And let's not forget the Shit Brown hair color she's sporting in those godawful Garnier Fructrisse commercials, with real grapeseed and avocado extract of course. If I wanted to wash my hair with food, I'd fill my Pert Plus bottle with apple juice. Just give me chemicals please.
the rest is here.
J: What's that? (I was a bit surprised to hear that since he's gay and asian.)
Me: You don't know what a rice queen is?!
J: Ummm....rice....hmm...an asian guy who is queeny?
Me: Not exactly...it's most commonly known as a white guy who is exclusively attracted to asian guys.
J: Oh...I guess that makes sense.
What I wanted to say but didn't, "You are an asian guy who just moved to SF. If you don't know what a rice queen is then you'll find out soon enough."