Several years ago I was at a strip club in Seattle with some friends, when the Seafair Clowns came in.
Read that again. No, you didn't read it wrong.
The only sight more disturbing than a clown getting a lap dance is a clown getting a lap dance from two dancers at once. Afterward the dancers were all walking around with obscene balloon animals the clowns had made for them. That was a little odd, too.
I pretty much stopped going to strip clubs after that, because I don't think I'll ever see anything that could top it. If I could, I don't think I WANT to see it.
And you know they all arrived in the same car...