February 28th, 2005

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Sometimes I'm sorry when I read bits of metaquotes aloud to my friends.

In response to a locked post regarding my recent assertion that the pain in my crotch indicates that it is falling off, playmaker2 had this to say in the comments:

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mmmongo on the subject of VCU's closing policy for inclement weather in this thread on vcu

"But SIR, fire and brimstone are falling from the sky"

"Well, the bottom 2 floors of the business building aren't on fire yet, we can still have classes there"
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On the strangeness of cats.

capnzebbie discusses cats and party games here.

We have stuffed monkey hanging from the dining room chandelier (yes, I know, we're class all the way). Apparently, the cats' favorite game right now is "pants the monkey." Every time I go into the dining room I find the monkey's little britches in a new place.

Cats just make up their own party games, don't they?
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almostnever, in a discussion in the latest "slash is hot but all gay people are going to hell" wank (on JF):
If you want to follow the words of Christ as law, then a sin in thought does carry as much weight as a sin in deed-- Sermon of the Mount had some words to that effect. Matthew chapter 5:

27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


Or to retrofit it to the occasion,

Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit The Act Of Being Gay:

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a slash story to lust after Teh Gay Bois, while condemning homosexuality whensoever it does not exist purely to entertaineth her, is an asshole already in her heart.
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a re review of Pulp Fiction, when watched with close family

theferrett on the dangers of watching some movies with your mother


However, that was made up for by the fact that I forgot how many obscenities are in Pulp Fiction. You'd think that I would have remembered this before suggesting the film to my mother, yes, but I still cringed every time they said "Motherfucker," leading to an endless series of cringes.

read the rest here
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Lesbians and Maple Syrup

from apocalypsos

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So in today's adventures of torturing myself by listening to Bill O'Reilly, he once again went on about Buster the Bunny wandering into Vermont maple country and stumbling onto a veritable swarm of copulating lesbians. No, wait, I'm sorry, it was a little girl with two mommies. My bad. Anyway, O'Reilly wanted to know what two lesbians had to do with maple syrup. Oh, Falafel Boy, if you can't come up with something two lesbians can do with maple syrup, I don't know what to do with you.


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