[01:19] Crazybutsound: but most of all, i want a place that would be open
[01:19] Crazybutsound: no elitism and such
[01:19] Crazybutsound: like, morrissey and justin timberlake could go hand in hand and in peace
[01:19] Crazybutsound: I have a dream! A dream where...
[01:19] Crazybutsound: hahahaha
[01:19] l_s_q: yeah. i'd keep my annoying snobbery to myself, i know i'm bad!
[01:19] Crazybutsound: no you're not
[01:20] Crazybutsound: making fun in good humour, yes
[01:20] l_s_q: i now have a mental image of morrissey and justin timberlake
skipping hand in hand in fields
[01:20] Crazybutsound: but no nastiness authorized
[01:20] l_s_q: there are lambs.
[01:20] l_s_q: *giggles madly*
[01:20] Crazybutsound: bwhahahahahahahahaha
[01:20] l_s_q: otp4lyfe!
[01:20] Crazybutsound: hahahahahahahahahaha
[01:20] Crazybutsound: oh dear
[01:21] Crazybutsound: i may have to icon that
[01:21] l_s_q: i think i just damaged myself with that
--crazybutsound's journal, from a locked post with permission.
"Nice people finish last, but not in quite the way Vince Lombardi intended -- this isn't a football game, it's an endurance trial."
from waxrose's discussion of making oatmeal cranberry cookies that can be found here.
I viciously took a receipt away from her. I am a Bad Mother. Her Real Parents wouldn't have done that. I bet she's really a princess. Or a fairy baby and stolen by Gypsies and we bought her from a wicked witch. Because later on, as well as having taken a receipt away from her, I changed her nappy. Which is in the Geneva Convention, you know, right there next to genocide and putting hot things under the fingernails of prisoners of war.
Not to make light of my country's ambassadorial asshattery to Canada about 'giving up its sovereignty' because they don't wanna play Missile Defence Shield or anything, but if you look at who delivered the Canadian refusal, Much Becomes Clear.
The Canadian foreign minister's name is Pierre Pettigrew.
Pierre is French for Peter.
"Canada has given up its sovereignty... TO THE DARK LORD VOLDEMORT. BWAHAHAHAHA."
er. sorry. I'll be quiet now
Wisdom found here.
crunchyfishstix modernizes Columbus 'discovering' America. (This was before he had me around to check his grammar.)
YOU: "Who the fuck are you, and what are you doing in my kitchen?"
ME: "Ahem, excuse me, but this is MY kitchen, I just discovered it."
YOU: "The hell you did, it was always here and it's mine."
ME: "Well, its new to ME, so I can claim it for ME." *sticks Decepticon Logo flag in ground* "Now why don't you get off my property before I discover your ass with my boot?"
jessysgirl on why she should never be allowed in a place of worship:
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godfrei fills out a survey about his time in high school.
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crunchyfishstix and x_onepinkshoe_x realise their childhood dreams through a homoerotic Nintendo ad.
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Then there were these... people. They were dressed up in these pseudo-pirate costumes and what looked at first glance to be fetish gear but what turned out to be weight belts and other athletic gear. The entire effect made me exclaim, "What the hell are they supposed to be - butt pirates?" Juha told me "Don't be so hard on them; they're just searching for booty."
I smacked him for that one after I got done laughing.
Is it totally against the rules to post something someone else said to you, but it's in your journal?
I'll risk it, I thought it was quite funny. If I'm being bad, spank me and tell me to take it off. The post, not the clothes. ;)
"You’ve slipped into a parallel universe where everything is reversed. What’s good here is evil there. What’s not ambitious here is ambitious there. I saw it on Star Trek. These things are normally caused by a transporter malfunction. All we have to do is fix the transporter and send you through again. You haven’t had your good and evil halves split into separate people have you? Oh wait, you don’t have a good half. Oh wait, we don’t have transporters."
"The internet isn't a cold harsh place full of meanies and tears, but it's not a world of sunshine and rainbows either.
The internet is a magical land of porn and funny. End of story."
Hahahahahahahaha... that's nice. I can't wait till my kids are in high school, we're so gonna have a foreign exchange student. I really want the opportunity to seriously fuck up somebody else's kid who's half a world away so they can't kill me. When I send them back they'll be saying 'dude' and dressing like Pauly Shore.